The Riskiest Thing You've Ever Done

A kid pulled a knife out and said he'd carve me up good if I didnt hand over everything I had on me. I was infront of like 50 people who were all watching so I was pretty sure he wouldn't do it.

So he kept saying hurry up what are you waiting for so looked at him straight in the eyes and said "do it, come on fuckin do it" Then he said "this is your last chance don't fuck around with me" So I go "pfft you really are a dumb ****** arent you? Do you not fuckin' see that theres like 10 people filming us right now? So go ahead be a fucking man and stab me right in the heart" (I feel bad for calling him the N word now).

He just walked away after that, haven't seen him since.

I was scared shitless the whole time because the guy is known for robbing people or kicking the shit out of them and then robbing them. So later that night I was with my friends and they showed me the video and they said "You only did that because Julian on the trailer park boys did that when the exact same thing happened to him didn't you?"

I didnt even realize that I did exactly the same thing as he did, but now I always have the Trailer Park Boys to thank for my life, and for my courage to stand up to a big black guy that everyones afraid of.

 

holy shit...you ate 70 some xanax bars...wow care to share a little brief story about that or tired of telling it already?

for the thread, the craziest thing that I have done is ride on the top of a car on I-75 (major highway in atlanta) for about 2 miles going 75...yea...pretty stupid

 

lmao that's great dude

 

^god damnit, i wish i could find a clip of dave chappelle saying, "Listen here, ******"

 

haha that's classic

 

I brought 5 grams with me on a plane once, I just stuck it in a shampoo bottle cuase I was going to check the bag. FIRST thing I see when I walk in is a cop holding a german shepard by the collar, I was FREAKIN the fuck out. But I just kinda walked around and checked the bag asap.

 

Not so much tired of telling it. Just tired of taking the time to type it up. haha Here ya go though:

I bought 90 xanax bars on the internet for $115. They came by way of FedEx. The day I got them, I was only planning on eating 2-4 of them, but it didn't work out that way. I took 2 of them, then I remember taking 2 more soon after. I eventually blacked out. If you've ever gotten fukt up on xanax, you'll understand what I'm about to say.......at some point, as always with xanax, I'm sure I was thinking to myself "alright.....I'm not fukt up enough, so I'm gonna take some more". Then I forget I already took more, so I would take even more. Then I would forget, again, that I already took some more, so I would take EVEN MORE, until I eventually ate 74 of them and passed out. That's what heppens everytime I have a lot of xanax, but that's the furthest I've ever gone and I don't remember shit, aside from waking up the next day and only having 16 bars left, and I know I didn't drop some anywhere, because I stayed in my room the whole time and my mom said I was eating them as though they were Tic-Tacs or something. lol

My mom told me that I passed out on my bed and she thought I wasn't breathing, so she was gonna call 911, but before she could, I woke up and stumbled into the living room and fell face first on my stepdad's $400 model airplane, busting it all to shit. lol

Anyway, the next morning when I woke up, I immediately ate the last 16 bars for breakfast, all at once, and that is pretty much all I remember from that day too. lol

I noticed you live in Marietta. I live in Gainesville, about 45 miles northeast of ATL.

 

One time, I was telling my friend about DXM, so I bought two bottles of gel-tabs that had 30mg each. and they had 35pills in each bottle. I was planning on taking awhole bottle, and have him take half.

He pussied out so I was like "Fuck you then" and dropped one bottle and a half. Then like 15mins pasted and I realized I had to go home. At the time I couldn't drive so I had a 20 min bike ride back to my house. I was like "fuck, I'll never make it" I started pedaling my ass off to my house, I get half way there and It feels like the world its tilting sideways and i'm about to fall off and shit.

Here comes the big ass highway I gotta cross and I can't even see straight, lmao, I some how managed to cross and I bust through my front door falling all over the walls and shit. I don't remeber what happned after that, went into crazy trip mode.

 

Lol I bet you shit so much liquid from those geltabs.

 

^^^hahahaha

 

damn, i must be lame

i don't have any cool stories to tell

 

i was just thinking the same thing..
ugh, i'm really not a risk taker

 

Another risky thing I did was use a stolen credit card to buy a $100 tool set and $70 worth of cigs. We were originally planning on trading the tool set for rent money, but the fuckers I was with ended up trading it for crack. I was pissed. If anyone got any drugs out of it, it should've been me, since I was the one committing the felony. lol The bastards.

 

hahaha not lame. Just smart enough not to have done stupid shit to tell stories about.

 

Growing weed and opium in some woods by my house, getting chased out, droping my graphing calculator, then having 3 cop cars and a paddy wagon strolling the neighborhood for me and my friend.

 

Another thing I did that isn't really risky but still really cool was when I got arrested I was in the holding cell with my friend.

The cop didnt even search us, he just patted us down lightly and said empty your pockets. I gave him everything I had except for my phone (theres so many illegal things on it).

So while we were in the room I started filiming it, I filmed my friend and he stated telling the story then while I was filiming I looked in the cornoer of the room and there was a camera, I started filming it and then a cop came in and took my phone away. When he gave it back he said "Your friend with the blonde hair needs to learn how to inhale". That made me laugh.

 

uh i once hotboxed some empty room in a multi flat complex with friends, and then we thought police came cuz they were shouting stop and come out and shit, we just ran out through the door not looking, ran like 5 floors down, and of the complex, i had a grinder and around a gram on me.

then another time, were walking down a path in this one way fenced bit connecting to a huuge park, hot summers day, all of us just smoked like 3 blunts. all had weed on us aswell. we see a police man ahead, im like fuck lets turn back and hurry the fuck out of here (back in the days when i would get mega paranoid and i knew he would be able to tell im baked) so we continue walking, he stops us and asks shitloads of questions, im like standing still just looking at his face hoping he wont talk to me. he took our names down and adresses (i lied about my second name, adress and i couldnt remember my tel, i couldnt even make one up) he let us go.

another time, me and some friends were high, and yes all had weed on us. we were going to gate crash some party lol, and on the way there 2 police officers stoped us, my friend had a huge bottle of brandy sticking out of his pocket, he was trying to convince them his age, i dont remember if they took or not but we left like 10min later.

uh i got locked outside of my house (on the garden side) at like 1am with nothing but a lighter and a joint, in freezing temp and really thick fogg, tried to make a campfire in my garden but the wood was frozen lmao -- this is mroe stupid then risky...

uh i jumped off a 10 foot cliff into the sea,and people said i was like an inch away from falling onto some rocks just beneath the surface... if i could go back, i would of jumped from the 100 foot one too

when i was 4, i got drunk on new years.

when i was around 3-4 i droped a massive tv onto myself, surpsingly all i have are a few unoticable scars.

i took sweets from strangers

me and my friends raided the same store everyday for like 2 weeks, stealing chocolate, drinks, and all sorts of sweets, most of which we didnt even eat, just fucked around with.

i got stoped by police when i was around 12, i had a gun on me which they thought was real, took it from me, and started asking tons of q's, i lied saying i found it, lied about my name, adress, where my parents were, everything. the fat prick only realised in the end when he took the clip out that the thing was airsoft BB, and so i lost a b day present from an old friend.

uh, i smoked cigs and weed regulary on our school bus

i remember almost breaking my rib after i fell while running to ensure i didnt get caught for something naughty i did. i slipped on wooden plank flooring, andhad direct impact with a corner of a bench. i couldnt breathe, ended up limping away winded from a minor crime scene hahahah

i made a teacher cry... lmao, she quit a few weeks after... im not proud of that.

i stole handfulls of magnesium strips from science lessons, for my out of lesson experiments.

hmn, i would buy fireworks, take them apart, and make them into new, mega power full fireworks. i would use left overs for flashbangs

when i was like 3, i stuck a hairpin in a plug socket, it was a european 2 hole socket, it melted onto my hand and burnt it, no scarring what so ever.

i sent my dog on a group of kids who were taking the piss out of me when i was like 11, when i realised the dog wasnt responding to yelling to come back, i got shit scared it would eat one of the kids, haha this one skinny kid in a white vest was screaming like a pig while getting chainsawed, my dog just tore his shorts and thats it.

lmao @ this one;

a friend was trying to knock plums out of this massive tree, he got a rock the size of a grown mans fist, and threw it directly upwards, it came back and landed on his head, he fell i think, i just laughed the whole time. he was fine, later that same day, he fell out of a tree too xD

i remember when i got drunk before school, because i had a huge paragraph to say infront of our year assembly (like 120 ppl), haha i ended up improvising certain bits xD


i remember when some stupid kid in sciene class tried to drip sulphuric acid on my clothes, i spilled some on his seat, expecting him to sit down, but he didnt...

i remember having rock fights with friends, literaly throwing stones and shit at each other in abandoned buildings.

hahahaha i remember making a molotov cocktail... and i was in the same place where i got my bb gun taken away too, we wanted to torch the middle of this parking lot behind a huge abandoned house, i ended up throwing it deep in shrubs and bushes (heard it smash) because once again, i saw a police car coming, they didnt say anything.

we tried to break into garages out of curiosity,when it failed we ended up smashing windows of houses for sale.

i dont know, much of this is stupid, my friends and i acted like jackasses alot until puberty kicked in full swing lmao

 

In 8th grade we used to do plays basically for English since my teacher didn't believe in teaching us grammar or anything actually useful. Of course I acted out every single part in the play using different voices and whatnot. My teacher said something about me using the same voice twice so I threw a book at her. I had to write a 5 page essay on remorse and instead I turned in a 2.5 page essay about how I was sorry I ate that 5 year old banana from Nicaragua and got sick

I also played around on a "confidential" school survey, and ended up getting suspended and just about expelled because "I'm gonna pwn you n00bs with my awp boomheadshot!!!!!!!!!!1" counts as a death threat. My parents made me change schools because of it

 

bahahaha thats epic, i would fuck around on those too, but like write im somalian and my plans after finishing school are to raise deer, nothing really noticable since i doubt anyone took em seriously.

 

either i've smoked way too much weed or, i don't know, but all this "in middle school/in high school" shit makes me realize i can hardly even remember anything from either