The Rhetorical Questions, Nonsensical Questions, & Just Plain Stupid Questions Thread

Try to come up with some rhetorical questions, or nonsensical questions, or just plain stupid questions, if you can, just for the hell of it.


Do chickens have lips?

Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really it's coming on?

 

If you have twenty four odds and ends on a table and you take twenty three off, which do you have left?

 

When the French swear do they say pardon my English?

If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

 

Why shut up if you want them to shut down

 

Are there Black polka bands?

Has Red Lobster ever shown a lobster on its commercials?

Do single people have dirty backs?

 

Why did I click on this thread?

 

am i capable of taking anything not seriously?