Good afternoon, everyone, and welcome to Rolling Acres. I'm sure your parents will be happy here, should you decide to place them in our program. It's 4:20 now; nearly time for snacks and exercise. Nurse Stone is handing out the equipment now. (A nurse, clad in white, hands out small, white papers to the eager residents. A second nurse gives each a small medicine cup containing a green plant material.) All right, all you mamas and papas--ROLL! They all fashion thin cylinders and watch the nurses expectantly Both produce lighters.and begin to ignite the cigarettes now in the residents mouths. We light them up ourselves As you can see, there is a lot of hair here, and there have been...mistakes. We try to run a safe establishment ..Oh, sorry, Mrs Nussbaum I meant a safe environment! (aside) Some of these folks dislike that word The cigarettes nearly gone, the nurses return with a large basket of treats This is dumped upon the floor, and there is a mad scramble for possession of the candy, chips, and pudding cups Well, folks, thank you for vis6 if here at Rolling Acres... If you want to stay, there will be a drum circle in half an hour This is a cut down version of the original piece, but you get the idea. I'd be happy if you would join
