The Responsible Drug User's Oath

100% agreed with the whole list. I'm going to use it as a checklist from now on for every experiment.

For me PERSONALLY, and I am not suggesting to apply this to anyone else, I would add the following:
I will never touch opiates, cocaine-derivatives or methamphetamine.

I just won't!

 

Unless you get cancer or some other painful condition.

 

I swear I'm not responsible for all the things I do under the influence!