The Religions Taoism: Shit happens Hinduism: This shit happend before Confucianism: Confucius say: Shit happens Buddhism: It is only an illusion of shit happening Zen: Relax to the sound of shit happening Islam: If shit happens, it is Allah's will Jehovah's Witness: Knock, knock.....adopt my shit Atheism: There is no such thing as shit Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens and maybe it doesn't Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it Judaism: This shit smells like guilt Televangelism: Send money now The nationalities Irish: Shit happens, so let's get drunk Italian: Shit happens, so let's eat Tawain: Let's make some shit and send it to the USA Japan: Eat your shit with chop sticks Spanish: Bull shit! USA: Shit on you Swiss: Our shit don't stink Russia: Keep an eye on their shit Scotland: That's my shit England: Long live ourshit Germany: Celebrating Oktober shit Australia: Throw some shit on the barbie French: Kiss the shit or let's make shit Polish: Shiit happens Finland: Shit happens, so let's take a suana China: Only one shit per person
