RELIGIONS Taoism: Shit happens. Hinduism: This shit happened before. Buddhism: It is only the illusion of shit happening. Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? Islam:If shit happens, it's the will of Allah. Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock, shit happens. Atheism: There is no such thing as shit. Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, and maybe it doesn't. Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder. Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it. Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me? Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you. Rastafarianism: Smoke that shit! Unitarianism: Who gives a shit? If you want to know where to get the t-shirt let me know.
