The Really Bad Joke Thread

A blonde walks into a bar and sits by an old guy
The Guy: Would you mind getting change for a $50
The Blonde: Takes the $50 and starts undressing in front of everyone
The Guy: Laughs and touches her arm. What are you doing?
The Blonde: I was just going to put my underwear on that I had in my purse but since you want to get physical you'll have to give me a little more than this.

 

Q: What would you tell people if the red-head from Gilligan’s Island came into your neighborhood and blew up all the cars?!

A: Gingersnaps

 

lol, sorry man. but you gotta admit, they were a great band

 

What was the name of the Nickelodeon cartoon network execs deemed too risky for young america?

Spongebong Nopants

 

this joke involves an action:

put one hand on your hip (like you are a little teapot) then flap the other arm up and down slowly. Ask people 'what's this?'

the answer is (of course) a seagull coming home from the library.

 

^ i dont get it

Guy walks into a bar with a wooden leg named Smith

Bartender asks him, what's the name of your other leg?

 

What's blue and fucks old ladies?









Hypothermia.







/bwahahaha