The Random Lyrics Thread!

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by rhasta.penguin, Jan 4, 2005.

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  1. J0hn

    J0hn Phantom

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    The sun always shines on tv...
     
  2. Columbo

    Columbo Senior Member

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    What a glorious feeling i'm ha! - happy again
     
  3. dollydagger

    dollydagger Needle to the Groove

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    poor otis dead and gone
    left me here to sing his song
    pretty little girl with a red dress on
    poor otis dead and gone
     
  4. dollydagger

    dollydagger Needle to the Groove

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    load your head
    blow it up
    feeling good baby
     
  5. illstyleee

    illstyleee Member

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    Flava-Flave and I-C-E
    once said something that made me
    want to burn my liquor store down to the ground.
    But I just can't leave the pad, cuz I'll surely wind up dead,
    'cuz i know there out there out there waiting and watching for me.
    Still I got my yellow cat and my wooden baseball bat
    and my shiny silver gat and if my homie got my back then I got
    All that I need, look at all the love we've found.


    Sublimeeeee :)
     
  6. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    it all started late on a saturday night
    said who’s got the spliffs and who’s got the pint
    look out the window said to my surprise
    here comes the man in blue and his flashing lights
    he said now
    “you know your party’s fuckin’ over with
    because ya
    smokin’ joints and your rollin’ spliffs
    now tell me
    whatcha think i ought to think of this
    say wantcha
    pull out your sack i say or you will be missed
    say now mr.officer come charge me all the time
    you got me for possession but i swear that it’s not mine
    no matter what you do or say
    it’s bound to come right back this way
    and if you want a moment’s please say
    this is what you’ll say c’mon an’
    let’s get this party started
    until the break of dawn an’
    let’s keep this party movin’
    until there’s no one home an’
    let’s get this party started
    until the break of dawn an’
    let’s keep this party movin’
    all you’ve got to do is sing
    can’t take the pressure for long
    all they wanna do is rock ‘til after 2
    getting’ high then they singin’ this song
    snap another b and drink another brew
    said they
    can’t take the pressure for long
    all i wanna do is rock ‘til after 2
    getting’ high then they singin’ this song
    snap another b then drink another brew
    c’mon
     
  7. illstyleee

    illstyleee Member

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    Stoopid =D
     
  8. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Slightly even :eek:
     
  9. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    Just a table standing empty,
    by the edge of the sea,
    means Farewell Angelina,
    the sky is trembling,
    and I must flee.

    -Farewell Angelina by Bob Dylan... Only.. I have the Joan Baez version in my head. :D
     
  10. illstyleee

    illstyleee Member

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    Maggie comes fleet foot
    face full of black soot
    Talkin' that the heat put
    Plants in the bed but
    The phone's tapped anyway
    Maggie says that many say
    They must bust in early May
    Orders from the D. A.

    Look out kid
    Don't matter what you did
     
  11. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    ^ yeaaaaaah bobby :D

    As I remember your eyes
    Were bluer than robin's eggs
    My poetry was lousy you said
    Where are you calling from?
    A booth in the midwest
    Ten years ago
    I bought you some cufflinks
    You brought me something
    We both know what memories can bring
    They bring diamonds and rust

    Diamonds and Rust

    joan baez :D
     
  12. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    All around the water tank, waiting for a train
    A thousand miles away from home, sleeping in the rain
    I walked up to a brakeman just to give him a line of talk
    He said "If you got money, boy, I'll see that you don't walk
    I haven't got a nickel, not a penny can I show
    "Get off, get off, you railroad bum" and slammed the boxcar door

    He put me off in Texas, a state I dearly love
    The wide open spaces all around me, the moon and the stars up above
    Nobody seems to want me, or lend me a helping hand
    I'm on my way from Frisco, going back to Dixieland
    My pocket book is empty and my heart is full of pain
    I'm a thousand miles away from home just waiting for a train
     
  13. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    The white ducks fly on past the sun,
    Their wings flash silver at the moon.
    While waters rush down the mountain tongue
    My organ plays a circus tune.
    I dance to the wonder of your feet
    And sing to the joy of your knees.
    The cold white dress on the mountain breast
    Paints the frozen trees.

    The maple plants patterns in the sky
    It leaves to kiss the wind
    While scores of glittering bugs and flies
    Dance polkas on her limbs.
    I whistle symphonies of your face
    And laugh for your hair so fine.
    In startled greens of playground grass
    A child jumps rope to rhyme.

    Reeds and brass, the marching drums
    Make a joyous sound
    Trees bend low with nuts and plums
    Then fall to find the ground.
    I hunger for your porpoise mouth
    And stand erect for love.
    The sun burns up the winter sky
    And all the earth is love.
     
  14. kozmic_doors

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    The sweet pretty things are in bed now of course
    The city fathers they're trying to endorse
    The reincarnation of Paul Revere's horse
    But the town has no need to be nervous

    The ghost of Belle Starr she hands down her wits
    To Jezebel the nun she violently knits
    A bald wig for Jack the Ripper who sits
    At the head of the chamber of commerce

    Mama's in the fact'ry
    She ain't got no shoes
    Daddy's in the alley
    He's lookin' for the fuse
    I'm in the streets
    With the tombstone blues

    The hysterical bride in the penny arcade
    Screaming she moans, "I've just been made"
    Then sends out for the doctor who pulls down the shade
    Says, "My advice is to not let the boys in"

    Now the medicine man comes and he shuffles inside
    He walks with a swagger and he says to the bride
    "Stop all this weeping, swallow your pride
    You will not die, it's not poison"

    Mama's in the fact'ry
    She ain't got no shoes
    Daddy's in the alley
    He's lookin' for the fuse
    I'm in the streets
    With the tombstone blues

    Well, John the Baptist after torturing a thief
    Looks up at his hero the Commander-in-Chief
    Saying, "Tell me great hero, but please make it brief
    Is there a hole for me to get sick in?"

    The Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly
    Saying, "Death to all those who would whimper and cry"
    And dropping a bar bell he points to the sky
    Saving, "The sun's not yellow it's chicken"

    Mama's in the fact'ry
    She ain't got no shoes
    Daddy's in the alley
    He's lookin' for the fuse
    I'm in the streets
    With the tombstone blues

    The king of the Philistines his soldiers to save
    Puts jawbones on their tombstones and flatters their graves
    Puts the pied pipers in prison and fattens the slaves
    Then sends them out to the jungle

    Gypsy Davey with a blowtorch he burns out their camps
    With his faithful slave Pedro behind him he tramps
    With a fantastic collection of stamps
    To win friends and influence his uncle

    Mama's in the fact'ry
    She ain't got no shoes
    Daddy's in the alley
    He's lookin' for the fuse
    I'm in the streets
    With the tombstone blues

    The geometry of innocent flesh on the bone
    Causes Galileo's math book to get thrown
    At Delilah who sits worthlessly alone
    But the tears on her cheeks are from laughter

    Now I wish I could give Brother Bill his great thrill
    I would set him in chains at the top of the hill
    Then send out for some pillars and Cecil B. DeMille
    He could die happily ever after

    Mama's in the fact'ry
    She ain't got no shoes
    Daddy's in the alley
    He's lookin' for the fuse
    I'm in the streets
    With the tombstone blues

    Where Ma Raney and Beethoven once unwrapped their bed roll
    Tuba players now rehearse around the flagpole
    And the National Bank at a profit sells road maps for the soul
    To the old folks home and the college

    Now I wish I could write you a melody so plain
    That could hold you dear lady from going insane
    That could ease you and cool you and cease the pain
    Of your useless and pointless knowledge

    Mama's in the fact'ry
    She ain't got no shoes
    Daddy's in the alley
    He's lookin' for the fuse
    I'm in the streets
    With the tombstone blues
     
  15. Mary Poppins

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    Cos I got too much life running through my veins to go to waste....

    Robbie Williams - Feel
     
  16. Sabathius

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    She's got a ticket to ri-hide...she's got a ticket to ri-hi-hi-hide...she's got a ticket to ride...but she don't care!
     
  17. The God of Hats

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    I had a small friend,
    Who had a fat friend
    Who had a big friend
    Who gave birth to many friends
    With our flashlights to the sky
    We waited for them to land.
    I got two tall friends
    Who know my small friend
    Who seem to have a problem with you
    They got roman candles
    Bottle rockets for the vandals
    Who covered our lockers in glue
     
  18. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Haha, this is so great! Fantastic music as well, but hilarious lyrics too: Sleep - Dopesmoker.

    ‘Drop out of life with bong in hand
    Follow the smoke to the riff-filled land
    Drop out of life with bong in hand
    Follow the smoke to the riff-filled land…

    Proceeds the Weedian – Nazareth
    Proceeds the Weedian – Nazareth

    Creedsmen roll out across the dying dawn
    Sacred Israel, Holy Mt. Zion
    Sun beams down on to the Sandsean reigns
    Caravan migrates through deep sandscape
    Lungsmen unearth the creed of Hasheeshian Lebanon

    Desert legion smoke covenant is complete
    Herb bails retied on to backs of beasts
    Stoner caravan emerge from sandsea
    Earthling inserts to chalice the green cutchie
    Groundation soul finds thrust upon smoking hose
    Assemble creedsmen rises prayer-filled smoke Golgotha

    Judgement soon come to Mankind
    Green herbsmen serve rightful king
    Hemp seed caravan carries
    Rides out believer with the spliff aflame
    Marijuanaut escapes earth to cultivate
    Grow room is church temple of the new stoner breed
    Chants loud robed priest down on to the freedom seed
    Burnt offering redeems – completes smoked deliverance
    Caravans’ stoned deliverants
    The caravan holds to eastern creed
    Now smokes believer
    The Chronicle of the Sinsemillian

    Drop out of life with bong in hand
    Follow the smoke to the riff-filled land
    Drop out of life with bong in hand
    Follow the smoke… Jerusalem.’
     
  19. daysye

    daysye dumb as a box of hammers

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    one of my favorites:


    Are you ready, Steve? Aha.
    Andy? Yeah! Mick? OK.
    Alright, fellas, let's go!

    Oh it's been getting so hard
    Livin' with the things you do to me, aha
    Oh my dreams are getting so strange
    I'd like to tell you everything I see
    Oh, I see a man at the back
    As a matter of fact his eyes are red as the sun
    And a girl in the corner let no one ignore her
    'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one

    Oh, yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening
    And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving

    Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
    And the man at the back said
    Everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz
    And the girl in the corner said
    Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a ballroom blitz
    Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz
    Ballroom blitz

    I'm reaching out for something
    Touching nothing's all I ever do
    Oh, I softly call you over
    When you appear there's nothing left of you, aha
    Now the man in the back
    Is ready to crack as he raises his hands to the sky
    And the girl in the corner is ev'ryone's mourner
    She could kill you with a wink of her eye

    Oh yeah, it was electric, so frightfully hectic
    And the band started leaving, 'cause they all stopped breathing

    Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
    And the man at the back said
    Everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz
    And the girl in the corner said
    Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a ballroom blitz
    Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz
    Ballroom blitz

    Oh yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening
    And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving

    Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
    And the man at the back said
    Everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz
    And the girl in the corner said
    Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a ballroom blitz
    Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz
    Ballroom blitz

    It's it's a ballroom blitz, it's it's a ballroom blitz
    It's it's a ballroom blitz, yeah, it's a ballroom blitz
     
  20. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    I believe the chorus to Tombstone blues goes
    Mamas in the factory she aint got no shoes
    dad is in the alley looking for food
    I am in the kitchen with the Tombstone blues

    at least thats what it is on my copy, he does change things up live.




    A cigerette, rests between her lips but I'm staring at her tits its the wrong way.
    Strong if I can but I am only a man so I take her to the can its the wrong way.
     
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