The Random Lyrics Thread!

we fucked on the bed then fucked on the floo
fucked so long i grew a fucking afro

 

have you ever went over to eat the pussy but it takes too long to cum?
then a man walks in is her big boyfriend and he asks you where your from.
so you wipe your mouth and try to repily, you know talking real fast.
but hes already mad cuz your fuckin his girl so he start beating on your ass.
now you nose is broken , your all bloody, your dick was hard and now its soft,
you just went over to bust a nut and now you still gotta go jack off!!

(chorse)
colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park after dark and smoke that tumbel weed
as the maraijuana burns we can take our turns singing them dirty rap songs
stop to hit the bong like cheech and chong
sell tapes from here to hong kong

 

Jilted John - Jilted John

Gordon is a moron!
Gordon is a moron!
Gordon is a mo-o-oron!
Gordon is a mo-oron!

 

Big Salty Tears
Is what I taste
As I drive
Past your house
Tonight
And all those break lights
That are in front of me
They make me
Want to get on tonight

I'm at the age where I realize
The liquor store won't bring you back
I must be gettin' old
I'm at the drive-thru
And I'm making my face
All fat fat fat fat fat
A Big Salty Tears

I'm at the age where I realize
Nothin' actually
Just do what I'm supposed to do
$2.17
Next window please please please please please
Big Salty Tears

 

somebody stole my shopping cart it was sitting outside the door
i don't understand, who could be so crule?
Karma is a serious thing and the whippersnapper who took it is a fool.
so now im walking with an old lady down to the corner bus stop
talkin 'bout jesus and how her heart was won,
walking with an old lady
she say expect you a miracle before the day is done!

 

thats one of my favorite songs!!!!!

 

then you have good taste my friend...

 

brad (the leader) died 9yrs ago this month. (as said in my sig)
RIP. Brad, your missed and loved alot

 

life aint funny when you ain't got no money and that clock strikes 4:20 and you wanna get high
no bills get sent and you can't pay the rent everyday i get bent just so i can get by
-KMK

 

is this band making money i don't know
see the writing on the wall
all my friends drink alcohol
im too drunk to light the bong
im too stoned to wright this song
-Sublime

 

juliet says hey its romeo you nearly gave me a heart attack
hes underneath the window shes singing hey la my boyfriends back
you shoudnt come around here singing up at people like that
anyway what you gonna do about it?

 

Neutral Milk Hotel - Oh Comely

Oh comely
I will be with you when you lose your breath
Chasing the only meaningful memory you thought you had left
With some pretty bright and bubbly terrible scene
That was doing her thing on your chest
But oh comely
It isn't as pretty as you'd like to guess
Oh comely
All of your friends are letting you blow
Bristling and ugly
Bursting with fruits falling out from the holes
Of some pretty bright and bubbly friend
You could need to say comforting things in your ear
But oh comely
There isn't such one friend that you could find here
Standing next to me
He's only my enemy
I'll crush him with everything I own

Your father made fetuses
With flesh licking ladies
While you and your mother
Were asleep in the trailer park
Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums
The music and medicine you needed for comforting
So make all your fat fleshy fingers to moving
And pluck all your silly strings
And bend all your notes for me
Soft silly music is meaningful magical
The movements were beautiful
All in your ovaries
All of them milking with green fleshy flowers
While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines
Smelling of semen all under the garden
Was all you were needing when you still believed in me

And I know they buried her body with others
Her sister and mother and 500 families
And will she remember me 50 years later
I wished I could save her in some sort of time machine
Know all your enemies
We know who are enemies are

Goldaline my dear
We will fold and freeze together
Far away from here
There is sun and spring and green forever
But now we move to feel
For ourselves inside some stranger's stomach
Place your body here
Let your skin begin to blend itself with mine

 

i bleed the blood of a cold stone that roams with out a shadow,
im only deep enough to realise that im shallow
my head i keep it up but its hard to keep it straight
when you don't believe in love but you just can't cope with hate
metal rusts
leaves turn into dust
as the diffenence between love and lust qualifys as trust
if you only had an hour to some you whole life up
would you spend an hour sayin an hour aint enough?
-Eyedea & Abilitys

 

so i went down to the corner store to get a bite to eat
thats when i herd old nikko come callin after me
he said now son you have to listeh and i hope you understand
that we got the best tortillas and that aint no bullshit man
so don't go waste your on someone else os ill be commin after you
-Slightly Stoopid

 

Bob Dylan: Little Sadie

Went out last night to take a little round.
I met my little Sadie and I brought her down.
I ran right home and I went to bed
With a forty-four smokeless under my head.
I began to think what a deed I'd done,
I grabbed my hat and I began to run.
I made a god run but I ran too slow;
They overtook me down in Jericho
Standing on a corner ringin' my bell,
Up stepped the sheriff from Thomasville.
He said Young man is you name Brown?
Remember the night you blowed Little Sadie down.
Oh, yes sir, my name is Lee.
I murdered little Sadie in the first degree.
First degree and second degree,
If you've got any papers will you serve them to me?
Well they took me down town and they dressed me in black.
They put me on a train and they brought me back.
I had no one for to go my bail;
They crammed me back into the county jail.
The judge and the jury they took their stand.
The judge had the papers in his right hand.
Forty-one days, forty-one nights;
Forty-one years to wear the ball and the stripes.

 

Of all the things I've believed in
I just want to get it over with
Tears form behind my eyes
But I do not cry
Counting the days that pass me by

I've been searching deep down in my soul
Words that I'm hearing are starting to get old
It feels like I'm starting all over again
The last three years were just pretend
And I said,

[Chorus:]
Goodbye to you
Goodbye to everything that I knew
You were the one I loved
The one thing that I tried to hold on to
The one thing that I tried to hold on to

I still get lost in your eyes
And it seems that I can't live a day without you
Closing my eyes and you chase my thoughts away
To a place where I am blinded by the light
But it's not right

[Chorus]

And it hurts to want everything and nothing at the same time
I want what's yours and I want what's mine
I want you
But I'm not giving in this time

[Chorus x2]

And when the stars fall
I will lie awake
You're my shooting star

 

Wonder how you sleep
I wonder what you think of me
If I could go back
Would you have ever been with me
I want you to be unused
I want you to remember
I want you to believe in me
I want you on my side

Come on and lay it down
I've always been with you
Here and now
Give all that's within you
Be my savior

And I'll be your downfall
mmm,mmm,mmm

Here we go again
Ashamed of being broken in
We're getting off track
I wanna get you back

I want you to trouble me
I wanted you turning down
I want you to agree with me
I want so much so bad

Come on and Lay it down
I've always been with you
Here and now
Give all that's within you
Be my savior
And I'll be your downfall
mmm,mmm,mmm

Yeah, be my savior
Only love can save us now
Don't lay me down
Only love can save us now
I'll be your downfall
Ah, love can save us now
Don't save me now

Lay it down
I've always been with you
Here me now
With all that's within you
Be my savior
And I'll be your downfall
mmm,mmm,mmm

Now I'm back on my own
Here my feet, they're made of stone
Man, I make you go where I go
Well hell, you, can I take you home
Well, I'm coming home on my back
Kissing me, your lips painted black
Saying oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh
Let me be your downfall
Oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh
Let me be your downfall, baby!

 

This is a Novelty song
the kind that mean absolutely nothing at all,
please Take my advice and tune out the words,
and just focus on the bass

A silly ignorant song,
should have never ever seen the light of day at all,
but it did. and I suggest go check all the cd's an the tee shirts
and just focus on the bass

BASS SOLO

While I play my novelty song,
Y'all can scream the names of other songs
that you hope that I will drop what I'm doing and play
but i won't because I'm focusing on the bass

not a song a label will push
the radio it speaks to me and tells me that it's complete mush
and it tells me to go back, go back into the woods,
and so i do and i focus on the bass

BASS SOLO

When is it going to end is what you were thinking,
don't you hate the way I get up inside your head?
and sing all the things that your thinking,
I can do this cause I focus on the bass

So why you ask does it continue to go on?
sounds like I'm making it up as I go along, cause I did,
and I should probably give more of a shit, but I don't.
so I focus on the bass.

BIG BASS SOLO

I don't care it was a novelty song
but don't you wish I you listened when I said tune out the words
but you didn't and now we've gotten this far
simply because we focused on the bass

So if there is a next time that come to my show
and you hear me start this song then you will surely know
not to listen to the words,
and to focus on the bass

BIG FAT BASS LOOP

 

gotta get down to the cumberland mine
thats where i mainly spend my time
i make good money $5 a day

 

well an airplanes faster than a cadellac and a whole lot smoother than a camels back

but i dont care how you get to me just get to me :X