The Random Lyrics Thread!

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by rhasta.penguin, Jan 4, 2005.

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  1. matty mcfatty

    matty mcfatty "freakin' awesome"

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    we fucked on the bed then fucked on the floo
    fucked so long i grew a fucking afro
     
  2. matty mcfatty

    matty mcfatty "freakin' awesome"

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    have you ever went over to eat the pussy but it takes too long to cum?
    then a man walks in is her big boyfriend and he asks you where your from.
    so you wipe your mouth and try to repily, you know talking real fast.
    but hes already mad cuz your fuckin his girl so he start beating on your ass.
    now you nose is broken , your all bloody, your dick was hard and now its soft,
    you just went over to bust a nut and now you still gotta go jack off!!

    (chorse)
    colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all we need
    we can go to the park after dark and smoke that tumbel weed
    as the maraijuana burns we can take our turns singing them dirty rap songs
    stop to hit the bong like cheech and chong
    sell tapes from here to hong kong
     
  3. _chris_

    _chris_ Marxist

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    Jilted John - Jilted John

    Gordon is a moron!
    Gordon is a moron!
    Gordon is a mo-o-oron!
    Gordon is a mo-oron!
     
  4. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Big Salty Tears
    Is what I taste
    As I drive
    Past your house
    Tonight
    And all those break lights
    That are in front of me
    They make me
    Want to get on tonight

    I'm at the age where I realize
    The liquor store won't bring you back
    I must be gettin' old
    I'm at the drive-thru
    And I'm making my face
    All fat fat fat fat fat
    A Big Salty Tears

    I'm at the age where I realize
    Nothin' actually
    Just do what I'm supposed to do
    $2.17
    Next window please please please please please
    Big Salty Tears
     
  5. matty mcfatty

    matty mcfatty "freakin' awesome"

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    somebody stole my shopping cart it was sitting outside the door
    i don't understand, who could be so crule?
    Karma is a serious thing and the whippersnapper who took it is a fool.
    so now im walking with an old lady down to the corner bus stop
    talkin 'bout jesus and how her heart was won,
    walking with an old lady
    she say expect you a miracle before the day is done!
     
  6. matty mcfatty

    matty mcfatty "freakin' awesome"

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    thats one of my favorite songs!!!!!
     
  7. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    then you have good taste my friend...
     
  8. matty mcfatty

    matty mcfatty "freakin' awesome"

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    brad (the leader) died 9yrs ago this month. (as said in my sig)
    RIP. Brad, your missed and loved alot
     
  9. matty mcfatty

    matty mcfatty "freakin' awesome"

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    life aint funny when you ain't got no money and that clock strikes 4:20 and you wanna get high
    no bills get sent and you can't pay the rent everyday i get bent just so i can get by
    -KMK
     
  10. matty mcfatty

    matty mcfatty "freakin' awesome"

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    is this band making money i don't know
    see the writing on the wall
    all my friends drink alcohol
    im too drunk to light the bong
    im too stoned to wright this song
    -Sublime
     
  11. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    juliet says hey its romeo you nearly gave me a heart attack
    hes underneath the window shes singing hey la my boyfriends back
    you shoudnt come around here singing up at people like that
    anyway what you gonna do about it?
     
  12. rhasta.penguin

    rhasta.penguin No more hippy...ugh

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    Neutral Milk Hotel - Oh Comely

    Oh comely
    I will be with you when you lose your breath
    Chasing the only meaningful memory you thought you had left
    With some pretty bright and bubbly terrible scene
    That was doing her thing on your chest
    But oh comely
    It isn't as pretty as you'd like to guess
    Oh comely
    All of your friends are letting you blow
    Bristling and ugly
    Bursting with fruits falling out from the holes
    Of some pretty bright and bubbly friend
    You could need to say comforting things in your ear
    But oh comely
    There isn't such one friend that you could find here
    Standing next to me
    He's only my enemy
    I'll crush him with everything I own

    Your father made fetuses
    With flesh licking ladies
    While you and your mother
    Were asleep in the trailer park
    Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums
    The music and medicine you needed for comforting
    So make all your fat fleshy fingers to moving
    And pluck all your silly strings
    And bend all your notes for me
    Soft silly music is meaningful magical
    The movements were beautiful
    All in your ovaries
    All of them milking with green fleshy flowers
    While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines
    Smelling of semen all under the garden
    Was all you were needing when you still believed in me

    And I know they buried her body with others
    Her sister and mother and 500 families
    And will she remember me 50 years later
    I wished I could save her in some sort of time machine
    Know all your enemies
    We know who are enemies are

    Goldaline my dear
    We will fold and freeze together
    Far away from here
    There is sun and spring and green forever
    But now we move to feel
    For ourselves inside some stranger's stomach
    Place your body here
    Let your skin begin to blend itself with mine
     
  13. matty mcfatty

    matty mcfatty "freakin' awesome"

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    i bleed the blood of a cold stone that roams with out a shadow,
    im only deep enough to realise that im shallow
    my head i keep it up but its hard to keep it straight
    when you don't believe in love but you just can't cope with hate
    metal rusts
    leaves turn into dust
    as the diffenence between love and lust qualifys as trust
    if you only had an hour to some you whole life up
    would you spend an hour sayin an hour aint enough?
    -Eyedea & Abilitys
     
  14. matty mcfatty

    matty mcfatty "freakin' awesome"

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    so i went down to the corner store to get a bite to eat
    thats when i herd old nikko come callin after me
    he said now son you have to listeh and i hope you understand
    that we got the best tortillas and that aint no bullshit man
    so don't go waste your on someone else os ill be commin after you
    -Slightly Stoopid
     
  15. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    Bob Dylan: Little Sadie

    Went out last night to take a little round.
    I met my little Sadie and I brought her down.
    I ran right home and I went to bed
    With a forty-four smokeless under my head.
    I began to think what a deed I'd done,
    I grabbed my hat and I began to run.
    I made a god run but I ran too slow;
    They overtook me down in Jericho
    Standing on a corner ringin' my bell,
    Up stepped the sheriff from Thomasville.
    He said Young man is you name Brown?
    Remember the night you blowed Little Sadie down.
    Oh, yes sir, my name is Lee.
    I murdered little Sadie in the first degree.
    First degree and second degree,
    If you've got any papers will you serve them to me?
    Well they took me down town and they dressed me in black.
    They put me on a train and they brought me back.
    I had no one for to go my bail;
    They crammed me back into the county jail.
    The judge and the jury they took their stand.
    The judge had the papers in his right hand.
    Forty-one days, forty-one nights;
    Forty-one years to wear the ball and the stripes.
     
  16. acetonephish

    acetonephish lickage

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    Of all the things I've believed in
    I just want to get it over with
    Tears form behind my eyes
    But I do not cry
    Counting the days that pass me by

    I've been searching deep down in my soul
    Words that I'm hearing are starting to get old
    It feels like I'm starting all over again
    The last three years were just pretend
    And I said,

    [Chorus:]
    Goodbye to you
    Goodbye to everything that I knew
    You were the one I loved
    The one thing that I tried to hold on to
    The one thing that I tried to hold on to

    I still get lost in your eyes
    And it seems that I can't live a day without you
    Closing my eyes and you chase my thoughts away
    To a place where I am blinded by the light
    But it's not right

    [Chorus]

    And it hurts to want everything and nothing at the same time
    I want what's yours and I want what's mine
    I want you
    But I'm not giving in this time

    [Chorus x2]

    And when the stars fall
    I will lie awake
    You're my shooting star
     
  17. beautifulhippie2

    beautifulhippie2 TyeDyeChicka!

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    Wonder how you sleep
    I wonder what you think of me
    If I could go back
    Would you have ever been with me
    I want you to be unused
    I want you to remember
    I want you to believe in me
    I want you on my side

    Come on and lay it down
    I've always been with you
    Here and now
    Give all that's within you
    Be my savior

    And I'll be your downfall
    mmm,mmm,mmm

    Here we go again
    Ashamed of being broken in
    We're getting off track
    I wanna get you back

    I want you to trouble me
    I wanted you turning down
    I want you to agree with me
    I want so much so bad

    Come on and Lay it down
    I've always been with you
    Here and now
    Give all that's within you
    Be my savior
    And I'll be your downfall
    mmm,mmm,mmm

    Yeah, be my savior
    Only love can save us now
    Don't lay me down
    Only love can save us now
    I'll be your downfall
    Ah, love can save us now
    Don't save me now

    Lay it down
    I've always been with you
    Here me now
    With all that's within you
    Be my savior
    And I'll be your downfall
    mmm,mmm,mmm

    Now I'm back on my own
    Here my feet, they're made of stone
    Man, I make you go where I go
    Well hell, you, can I take you home
    Well, I'm coming home on my back
    Kissing me, your lips painted black
    Saying oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh
    Let me be your downfall
    Oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh
    Let me be your downfall, baby!
     
  18. matty mcfatty

    matty mcfatty "freakin' awesome"

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    This is a Novelty song
    the kind that mean absolutely nothing at all,
    please Take my advice and tune out the words,
    and just focus on the bass

    A silly ignorant song,
    should have never ever seen the light of day at all,
    but it did. and I suggest go check all the cd's an the tee shirts
    and just focus on the bass

    BASS SOLO

    While I play my novelty song,
    Y'all can scream the names of other songs
    that you hope that I will drop what I'm doing and play
    but i won't because I'm focusing on the bass

    not a song a label will push
    the radio it speaks to me and tells me that it's complete mush
    and it tells me to go back, go back into the woods,
    and so i do and i focus on the bass

    BASS SOLO

    When is it going to end is what you were thinking,
    don't you hate the way I get up inside your head?
    and sing all the things that your thinking,
    I can do this cause I focus on the bass

    So why you ask does it continue to go on?
    sounds like I'm making it up as I go along, cause I did,
    and I should probably give more of a shit, but I don't.
    so I focus on the bass.

    BIG BASS SOLO

    I don't care it was a novelty song
    but don't you wish I you listened when I said tune out the words
    but you didn't and now we've gotten this far
    simply because we focused on the bass

    So if there is a next time that come to my show
    and you hear me start this song then you will surely know
    not to listen to the words,
    and to focus on the bass

    BIG FAT BASS LOOP
     
  19. matty mcfatty

    matty mcfatty "freakin' awesome"

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    gotta get down to the cumberland mine
    thats where i mainly spend my time
    i make good money $5 a day
     
  20. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

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    well an airplanes faster than a cadellac and a whole lot smoother than a camels back

    but i dont care how you get to me just get to me :X
     
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