One day seven men decided to invent the pussy.There was : a carpenter to make it open and close: an Electrolux man to give it suction; a mechanic to give it lubrication; a tailor to line it with silk; a barber to give it a crop of hair; a fisherman to give it its smell; a highway patrol cop to give it its name.
Personally, I can see the cop snickering about it's name, but not generally imaginative enough to give it a name. That would be the job of a construction worker. The kind that watches cute women walk by along the sidewalk. That's my take on it. The rest....spot-on!
"It has the original mouth but remains wordless; It is surrounded by a magnificent mound of hair. Sentient beings can get completely lost in it But it is also the birthplace of all the Buddhas of the ten thousand worlds." Ikkyu; 1394–1481
