The Prediction Game

true,..If you mean go crazy every once and awhile


you have seen a real ghost.

 

I have .... in the mirror


You don't own a car.

 

False - a 7 yr old Acura

You put out Christmas decocrations every year -

 

False - It's a long story.

You receive Christmas presents every year.

 

False...an even longer story.



You hate cutting your toenails.

 

Wrong.


Your feet hurt more often than not.

 

Yuss,akshly.

you sometimes cringe when you think back to that time you made a comlpete prat of yourself.

 

Kinda.


You get a kick out of posting bs on the net.

 

true....:2thumbsup:



you once swam in the New York harbor.

 

Nnnnnope.

[tho' I did once swim across Sydney Harbour for charridee,'bout 40 years ago]


You have a fave eating place.

 

Yup. Kitchen table.


You go to church every sunday.

 

Church?- maybe weddings & funerals-

You drink 8 glasses of water a day

 

false

you love garlic

 

true

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you like to paint your toenails different colours

 

false. [I like'em to be electric blue]

You reckon if God had meant us to touch our toes he'd have put them higher up our legs.

 

false...not being able to touch your toes is God's way of telling you you're to fat.


you have a disco ball in your house.

 

Damn you,easy-you've been lurking.
True-I took it from a skip outside a disco being refurbished and hung it over my bed.


You often wonder where the other sock went....

 

false - I know where they go,..I jerk-off in them and throw 'em on my neighbor's lawn.


you dress up as a woman and go to the docks and wait for the fleet to come in.

 

False. I prefer Airforce boys-SUCH nice cockpits! [grrr!]





you fell off your stilletos

 

false

your very street wise