The Prediction Game

False

You've been engaged.

 

false

you like your toast done on both sides

 

False.

You can play Stairway To Heaven on at least one instrument.

 

false

you are just smitten by justin bieber

 

False.

You have an unpaid traffic ticket.

 

false

you own over a hundred vynl records

 

used to be the case, but that would be a false statement now

you have never tried to jam a fish up yer bum...

 

I suppose an alligator doesn't count?

you live with other people

 

true

You are afraid of the dark...

 

false
you dont have your own gun

 

false


You've worn out your tapdancing shoes

 

false
you dont like white bread

 

True

You own a sailboat.

 

False


You don't own a car

 

false, i have a subaru outback.

you have never been to the redwood forest

 

True, i have never even herd of the redwood forest

You have never made a pumpkin pie

 

False. I make yummy pumpkin pies starting with real pumpkins.

You have more than 2 teeth with fillings in them.

 

false. One gold tooth-that's it.


you sometimes do a Peter Sellers 'Inspector Clouseau' accent to amuse yourself

 

true... often actually

you walk with a slight limp...

 

True! [damn,you're good!]



you hate having to go shopping for groceries