The pracitcal uses of my cock....

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by TheChaosFactor, May 27, 2009.

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  1. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    feeding the homeless...?
     
    mystical_shroom, May 27, 2009
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  3. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    Enraged Angel, May 27, 2009
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  5. lode

    lode Banned

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    If I were a jerk I would have said, 'A spell check.'
     
    lode, May 27, 2009
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  7. Bonkai

    Bonkai Later guys

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    Put a sock over it and make a Muppet show.
    Experimental penis enlargement techniques.
    STD taxi.
    Bird feeder.
    Clay Aikens new dick in a box.
    Lamp club.
     
    Bonkai, May 27, 2009
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  9. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    I saw that the second I hit the "Post Thread" button. I was pissed. :mad:

    Lab Rat
    Steering Aid
    Baby Seal Club
    Pull Up Bar
    Q-Tip

    Carry on....
     
    TheChaosFactor, May 27, 2009
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  11. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    well then you should have edited....there is a very small window of time where you CAN edit the thread title:cool:
     
    SpacemanSpiff, May 27, 2009
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  13. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    glory hole stuffer....

    Wait I'm not even sure I know what a glory hole is.
     
    Captain Cannabis, May 27, 2009
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  15. raz5

    raz5 زینب

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    i mean that's the only way we can accurately tell you
     
    raz5, May 27, 2009
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  17. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Hat rack.
     
    scratcho, May 27, 2009
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  19. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    new sherri lewis.
     
    Dave_techie, May 27, 2009
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  21. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    you don't want to. it's a horrifying concept that i suspect causes a great deal of penile bleeding.
     
    I'minmyunderwear, May 27, 2009
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  23. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    Thats why you need to smooth-sand the edges of the hole.
     
    Face Eater, May 27, 2009
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  25. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    google stiffy lube burning man

    it gets worse.
     
    Dave_techie, May 27, 2009
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  27. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i'd still make someone else try it first...

    i have a feeling i don't want to see it. :eek:
     
    I'minmyunderwear, May 27, 2009
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  29. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    I'm sure if you ask enough people, somebody has them. :eek:

    How about screw driver and paperweight......
     
    TheChaosFactor, May 28, 2009
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  31. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    A distraction while robbing a bank, no one would be able to describe your face...
    Donut holder so you can carry two cups of coffee.
    Something to play with during a power outage.
     
    daisymae, May 28, 2009
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  33. NotDeadYet

    NotDeadYet Not even close.

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    Towel rack
    Toy microphone (testing one, two...)
    Scale model blimp or submarine
    Prop for comedy routine
    Hymen removal tool
     
    NotDeadYet, May 28, 2009
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  35. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    That's the best suggestion I've seen yet.

    I'd also like to point out that the responses to this thread clearly mark my cock as more practically useful than fat people. :cool:

    :D
     
    TheChaosFactor, May 28, 2009
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  37. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

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    we could join some of yours together and make one big candelabra
    and put it in our girlylounge
     
    Micha, May 28, 2009
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  39. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    Huh?

    Ps. Is that a tattoo pic in your sig or just a drawn/painted picture?
     
    TheChaosFactor, May 28, 2009
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