The pope claimed that the internet is a gift from God.

Discussion in 'People' started by Anaximenes, Jan 26, 2014.

  1. Anaximenes

    Anaximenes Senior Member

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    Someone tweeted back that; that in that case Al Gore is God. I think I am God of the internet instead because: I have the most power by just turning it out.
     
  2. junglejack

    junglejack aiko aiko

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    Do you have HIS e-mail?? Id like to thank him-:)
     
  3. Justin_Hale

    Justin_Hale ( •_•)⌐■-■ ...(⌐■_■)

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    http://email2god.com/ :)
     
  4. Anaximenes

    Anaximenes Senior Member

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  5. junglejack

    junglejack aiko aiko

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  6. Anaximenes

    Anaximenes Senior Member

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    "Junglejack", then Jungle Jim Hunter to you too.
     
  7. Sallysmart

    Sallysmart Raynstorm Serenade

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    If it was from God it wouldnt be a gift. It would be a test to see how clean and educational and useful we could keep it me thinks, we failed badly IMO
    :juggle:
     
  8. wobs

    wobs Senior Member

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    oh sally you naughty girl, you get 25 lines:devil:
     
  9. Sallysmart

    Sallysmart Raynstorm Serenade

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    25 lines? Thats it? Sheesh, I can get my friend to write those,,,,

    ;)
     
  10. Gongshaman

    Gongshaman Modus Lascivious

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    What, so Al Gore is god? :mickey:
     
  11. ginalee14

    ginalee14 eternity

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    Ha, well God is a sort of weatherman, just like Al Gore. And he takes a world of shit from all his Facebook fans lmao
     
  12. Mike Suicide

    Mike Suicide Sweet and Tender Hooligan

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    prolly best to tweet him

    @godhatesusall
     
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycW1nc4R4Lo"]South Park - Randy Watching Porn - YouTube
     
  14. Moonglow181

    Moonglow181 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Reminds me of that SF story, when man asked the computer is there a god, and the computer replied...."NOW THERE IS....."
     
  15. Moonglow181

    Moonglow181 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I also like the new Pope very much.
     
  16. Anaximenes

    Anaximenes Senior Member

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    I don't like this pope. He makes it appear that people can hide in their venire of distrust of all systems of essentially thinking. That's what an internet does. But more importantly the real reason of the problem of systemic racism is bi-passed from people's considerations of Life. The reason that racism is not that much systemic now could only be that people resent each other for reasons of communities which force faith on each other's attitudes of explaining pathology vs. genealogy.

    He's not a scientist like the previous two popes were.
     
  17. wcw

    wcw Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    So, if someone looks up porn, is it proper to thank god for the gifts that they are about to receive?
     
  18. Anaximenes

    Anaximenes Senior Member

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    My doctor sings due to the concern for the world I want:

    But I can't remember what my parish priest said. Prime minister says, bullshit you lie all the time.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io9is64uRb8"]Spoons Tell No Lies - YouTube
     
  19. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    NEWSFLASH: Popes make lots of bullshit claims.
     
  20. Anaximenes

    Anaximenes Senior Member

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    That's a good one. I wonder who really likes the new computerized format for watching movies on international flights. Must be something moral in it determined by the materialists.:sunny:
     

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