The Political Humor Dump

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I think this thread should stay sticky. Seriously, Balbus, it seems to be working for me. I don't know what you expected, but there is plenty of good humor on these pages.

 

America...

FUCK YEAH!

 

Damn that was funny

 

http://www.theonion.com/lib/createHeadline.php?h=Iraq+Troops+Complain&max=411


Last week, troops complained to Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld about extended deployments and poor equipment. What do you think?


Joy Parks
Systems Analyst"The inability to leave a war zone and lack of safety are the two exact reasons I decided not to join the military."

Neil Dawson
Farmworker"I'm so confused. In times of war, should I support the troops or the president?"

Dustin O'Brien
Fire Fighter"Don't they know about the military's 'don't ask, don't tell' policy on the 'when do we get to go home?' question?"

Lewis Richards
Lab Supervisor"If those troops keep griping and grousing, I don't think they're going to be named Time's Person of the Year again any time soon."

Clinton Rhodes
Film Editor"Years from now, our troops will look back at the war in Iraq and wonder why they haven't been allowed to go home yet."

Heidi Williamson
Teacher"Man, all the troops do these days is bitch, bitch, die unnecessarily, and bitch."



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