The Person Below Me...

No.


The person below me has never used Uber.

 

Right on

The person below me has never ridden a bicycle with an elephant on their back

 

Nope. I think I would be six feet under if I did.

Person below me had breakfast already.

 

Yep...

The person below me had sex last nite

 

I did.

The person below me speaks more than two languages.

 

^Yeah, 5.

The person below me loves to play tennis and is quite good at it.

 

I do, and I’m pretty good.


The person below me is tardy to nearly every appointment.

 

I’m actually an overly punctual person... I get anxious if I’m running late

The person below me has never smoked pot.

 

True, never smoked pot.

The person below me has a really good singing voice.

 

Depends on one's definition of "good", it's capable for some songs.


The person below me likes to share the knowledge they possess.

 

Yes, I do. Even meaningless “knowledge.”

The person below me has his/her own You Tube channel.

 

Nope.

The person below me knows who Luka Modric is and how awesome he is.

 

I didn’t know who he was but I googled him... soccer player... learn something new every day


The person below me dyes their hair

 

Nope, I'm bald.

The person below me got mad about SOMETHING today. What was it?

 

I got mad at someone because they asked a question that requires a real answer, instead of true/false...like the rules state.

The person below me has never flown before.

 

Nah... I have flown many times... used to travel a bit when I was younger

The person below me will be watching Shark Week

 

Negatory.

The person below me is an extrovert.

 

No way, brother. Introvert to the core.

The person below me doesn't like peanut butter.

 

Nope, I love it.

The person below me believes in ghosts.

 

NOPE! The only ghosts I dealt with were with analog TV reception!

The person below me loves all Boston market sports teams.