The Person Below Me...

Nice try hun, but I'm afraid the cat's outta the bag on me lol!


The person below has an itch they just can't scratch.

 

I can scratch it. It won't stop itching though.

The person below me has seen the show sliders.

 

No, I haven't.


The person below me adores cotton candy.

 

Not since I was 14.

The person below me has a cheap brand tv.

 

Couple actually... And they have lasted longer than the big brand, so happy

Person below me want me to get them in my suitcase in a few weeks

 

Huh? I'm going to guess no... lol

The person below me needs a drink

 

^true, but it's going to have to wait

The person below me knows the capital of Slovenia, without having to look it up.

 

Ljubljana ..... Yeah, I looked it up!

The person below me wears a wig or hairpiece.

 

False... I happen to think I have a great head of hair... good genes in that dept.


The person below me was an honor roll student in HS

 

I don't even know what that is, so I'm gonna say no.. sorry

Smokes weed?

 

On occasion. I know I will have some monday.

The person below me plays an important part of the economy

 

I do, I earn, spend and save..

Gets paid on fridays

 

I sometimes get my pension payment on a Friday.

Gets laid on Fridays. LOL

 

A couple Fridays ago this would have been a yes ...the past few Fridays - not so lucky lol

The person below me likes The Grateful Dead

 

Nope..

Person below me has an allergy

 

I do.

Person below me is hungry.

 

Yes... very... early dinner

The person below me likes to play pool

 

I like to play 9-ball every now and then.


The person below me has a neighbor they're not fond of.

 

Yes but thankfully they only spend a few months a year here.
The person below me is a vegetarian

 

Hell no


The person below me has contemplated suicide.