The person above you thread.. Part deux

should form a one man band until her ears explode and her hands fall off preventing her from turning on the tv and listening to the whines of neighbours for ever and evermore amen

*edit* rags that was meant for erykah apologies mr kier! g

 

Has teeth typical of an Englishman.

 

was too slow!

And makes some luvrly clothes.

 

was too slow myself, too! :O

 

hehe smells of tuna fish that has been left to warm on a grimey patio in the sizzling sunshine...

with a dash of worcester sauce for good measure

 

Thinks genital warts on a penis are there for "her pleasure".

 

told me that genital warts on his penis were there for my pleasure...h

 

Should be saving herself for marriage

 

Erykah feels old!

And I wonder if Erykah has saved herself before getting married?

 

Has saved self for the neighbor dog.

 

has saved the neighbours dog in cling film for supper

 

Has recently eaten this gift at the last family get together.

 

Is obsessed with his penis

 

Is a lad, really!

 

Has mental problems

(hey...he's the one married to a 50 year old bloke)

 

Is a pedo.
(yes, she's the one married to a toyboy)

 

by English law is technically the paedo...seeing as he was married to a 15 year old - even though he's younger - and could get arrested

 

Mmm, thinks Erykah is a very nice girl, very friendly and oh a perfect wife.
Happy now?

 

Is now not gonna get a slap

 

is a slapper