The Perks of Being a Man

A what? And why the fuck were you getting all pissy on me earlier. I thought we were m8s? :cheers:

 

I'm too cool for school.

 

I was talking about the places P dog had lived.

And I already said I was joking around when you appeared to be taking me seriously.

We're straight dog.

 

What about a teacher in a naughty catholic girls boarding school?

 

Too cool for jail.

 

Sounds like a good time to see if I can actually pull celebacy off.


Or maybe not...

 

Such apt words.

 

really? we must hang out , I dont know anything about Canada and I dont know any cool places to show you, but my mom says I'm cool.

 

mr. garrison said it right on south park, "Wendy, Im sorry i just cant trust something that bleeds for a week straight and doesnt die" thats my reason why id rather be a guy than a girl cause i know id be terrible if i was on my period

 

Perks:

I don't have to feel guilty about woofing down christmas dinner
to get back to the football game







Hotwater

 

Heh.

 

How those women spend 5 hours at the dinner table yapping away like crows, I just don’t know


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yea, instead of yapping away at the table, they should get back to the kitchen and make some pie

 

me neither. im pretty quiet. my family wears me ouuut!

 

My mama thought that she had to visit me today anyhow, even though we don't celebrate Christmas... and convinced me to let her give me a haircut. Didn't turn out too shitty either. Last time I got a haircut a drunk girl cut it, so it wasn't too even.

 

i need a god damn hair cut

 

For some reason you don't look quiet :H

you look very noisy



Hotwater

 

I'm determined to get my next haircut at a black barbershop so that I could score some crack.

Paul Mooney has taught me well.

 

Is this the type of establishment you had in mind?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6E2Q-p700g&feature=related



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Yes.

But sadly that movie annoys me beyond any proportions and I feel like shooting myself after watching 5 seconds of it.