The Perks of Being a Man

This thread is a tribute to man, no place for immasculine hitting on women.

In here you just club em on the head and say "naked now".

 

can't forget the woman clean the bathrooms and make the beds

and light our cigars

 

Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing!

 

Canadians aren't cut the merciless sun. Glad you had a good time.

Did I ever mention I find lobsters sexy...

 

I cleaned my kitchen today after cooking.

I really felt like I had to reassess my masculinity afterwards so I chugged a quart of whiskey.

 

thata man pavel, you regain that manliness by drinking whiskey

 

I'm compelled to appreciate such beauty.

I wouldn't take advice on how to be a man from you.

 

wow you were in Haiti?? you were so close to me!! You should'vee come and visit

 

I wish I really did have some whiskey.

Like a true man!

 

wow do I love a good cigar....

romeo y julieta all the way baby!!!!

A good night... smokin a $5+ cigar while playin poker, bottle of jack in one hand and some mary jane smoked before and after.



I used to think cigars were similar to the need to drive a land yacht to feel manly... then I smoked a kickass cigar and realized, well, they kick ass

 

I've always seem smoking cigars as a demonstration of latent homosexuality

 

i am a man trapped in a womans body

 

Sorry this doesn't absolve you from sammich makin duties.

 

cigarettes are more homosexual...atleast in film noir movies

 

We call that Geezer Bird in the UK

Geezer = Bloke AKA Man. Bird = totty AKA vagina

 

I used to... but I really love a great cigar. Its a classicly "man" thing to do, a tradition that has been lost in the process of stripping true masculinity away.

But you are correct, cigar smoking has many a negative connotation.

 

You geezer! That's a great word

Cigarettes are not near as gay as cigars. It doesn't look like you're smoking a big black cock when you smoke cigarettes.

 

love it!

 

fags, ya know.

above post relates

 

i'm a geezer bird?? :stunned:
*afraid*
thats kinda cool......
cranky, how bout you come over tomorrow, my mom cooks...they got a 27lbs bird