The 'oh my word' game

We have suffered long under our most hated scourge, but one day, we the ants will rise up, and in a mighty wave of vengence destroy the nation of anteaters! Victory shall be ours!

Subject: coffee
word: violently

 

Scuzy Joe went to the local coffee shop, started violently slapping the counter with a large fish, and shouted his demands for "COFFEE!! the one with Mr. Greeka and his donkey on the cover!!" He then took a person hostage using his fish and pulled the trigger, the fish then instantly vomited on the hostage.

Subject: french toast
Word: patronizing

 

equal lib states that ethier expecting women to make french toast all the time, or calling them 'french toast' as a pet name, is degrading and patronising.
useing the the term 'English Toast' as a pet name is much more PC

Subject: horror movies Word: sing
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jester i'll do the next one, when you use the word SING. the word it self has to be used
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When Samhain masturbates hes gets off really fast. Too bad his men can't swim like sperm whale.


subject: toll booth word: tongue

 

I stuck out my tongue at the toll booth attendant as i drove through the yellow and black striped pieace of wood. They'll have to do better than that.


Subject: duracell batteries, Word: buttsecks (spelling applies)

 

honestly the duracell batteries where useless in my buttsecks, they only lasted 5 minuets

subject: dawsons creek word: balloon
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Dawson's creek sucks.... balloons? Meh


Subject: beer, Word: can

 

It was only after a sudden break to the bathroom during his beer chugging that Nalencer realized that I had snuck some laxitives in one of the cans.

subject: fondling word: cheese doodles

 

The Mess of GK: The Game Killers (created by Axe Dry - keep your cool) cannot stop eating cheese doodles long enough to even think of fondling anyone.

Subject: hicks, Word: swamp tar

 

As the hicks were staring at the nascar race, they walked into a pit of swamp tar (they were so abosrbed with watching the cars that they failed to notice they wandered into the restroom area)

subject: dog biscuts word: lemonade

 

did you hear about the lemonade flavoured dog biscuts, they did do well, I can't think why.......
subject: forum arguements word: goodness
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I find alot of goodness in forum arguements. When someone tells you that you are ugly or not popular because of your nationality, you can really see who the bigots are... that's a handy bit of insight before entering into an online relationship.

subject: costume parties

word: dachshund

 

costume parties are such a laugh. the last one i went to, my friend dressed her daschund up as a hotdog and she came as the bottle of mustard. pple kept trying to eat her dog all night.

subject: synchronicity
word: quartz

 

Ladies, for a bit of synchronicity in your life, tie a piece of quartz to your left breast, if nothing else it will make a good talking point at parties

subject: popular music word: maybe
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maybe there would be less brainwashing in our world if everyone stopped listening to popular music and actually listened to something where the lyrics carry a message.

subject: angels
word: haarp

 

i went to my union to ask that people stop haarping on about angels, they desverve a lunch break too, so if you feel as strongly about this as I do, contact the haarp trust, cause they've threatened to strike
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subject: colours word: wind

 

After saying "can you paint with all the colors of the wind?" and claiming that she could, John Smith was convinced that Pocahantus had wayyy too many tirbal shrooms

subject: haze word: nachos

 

After passing out at the hotel from eating too many Nachos and numerous budweisers, I woke to the room seemingly filled with some sort of orange fog. In the air was a smelly funk, and the air looking like a psycedellic haze if you will ..... smelling distinctly like beer and nacho cheese.

topic: brain surgery word: bleach

 

When I tried to perform brain surgery on my friend, I accidentally dropped his brain onto the floor. It made a huge mess and I had to use bleach to clean it up.



Subject: hiking
Word: masturbate