The official Random Thoughts Christmas thread

can you tell me how to get, how to get to sesame street

 

i shall blithely reply as i see fit
hopefully somewhere within range of topic
though perhapse not manicled to a fanaticly literalistical
constipation thereof

ah christermass. i am not a furson who is fond of hating
so i shall leave others to their own flavors of choosen doom

but i will add this much
that i've no great love for either the coerciveness of
christerism nor that of bizzdroidism

fortunately for myself i associate neither of these things
insepperably from that magical sense that lies just under
the surface of the season of midwinters eve,

however despirately the self rightcious may attempt to
conceal it from themselves

yes the cold crisp air and the scent of pine needles
along with at least some people who would otherwise be
beating each other over the head having the decency to
suspend doing so, if only for this one week a year,
yes these are redeaming things,
all the more so when it is my good fortune not to have
to sleep under a bridge in that freezing chill,
which the weather still having yet to figgure out it's no
longer supposed to be summer here, to me at least and at
this moment seems most utterly welcome.

i suppose i could complain that no one has slipped me an
annonymous cashier's check for a million dollars,
but do i really look like someone who is expecting this
to happen?

i will settle quite happily for a gradual, even subtle,
reduction in the romantacizing and rewarding of the real
causes of suffering, and since such things fluctuate in
BOTH directions, this i feel might just not be all that
much too much to hope for.

=^^=
.../\...

 

I love Elmo!

 

elmo knows where you live

 

Is he going to come visit me anytime soon?!

 

no, he's kinda pissed at you

 

what did I do?

 

if you don't know, i'm not gonna tell you

 

Oh well...Harry is cuter anyway.

 

harry? elmo's drunken disillusional father?

 

um no, Harry Monster and Elmo are not at all related.

 

How could I hate anything about Christmas? I get a multitude gifts on someone else's birthday who I don't even care about. It's perfect. Haha, it's amazing, actually.

 

presents are as much giving as they are getting. i love watching someone open up my present and be happy

 

My birthday is the day after christmas...
Yes I don't celebrate Christmas...

I observe "The day of gift giving"

 

This is Herry Monster. No, I didn't spell it wrong, it is spelled with an "e".






And Just to stay on topic for Birdy-boy.....The only thing I dislike about Christmas is that I always seem too rushed in the week before. The religious stuff doesn't bother me.

 

damn..... he's so fine it could split the hairs on yo momma's chin.

 

I hate the Christmas carols. They are so scary, some can be just plain irritating.
Except for John Lennon's Christmas carol. that one I like.

And I hate the enormus book reports they give you over break. (how mean)

And um, seeing all my family. We don't have anything tosay to eachother, except my drunk hillbilly uncles, they rock of course.

Eh, well... I tried.

 

It's October the fnarkin' Fourth. I hate it when folks start yammering about Christmas over a month before Thanksgiving!

 

It comes around way too quickly and I hate how the stores start gearing up for Christmas in late August, yet it's only a 1 day holiday!

 

and so the christmas threads begin.....