the off-topic thread

As a naturist ( try not to picture it, it ain't pretty!!!), I can say you've never lived

 

i like being nude in particular situations. but when i'm out and about in public, i don't like to show skin.

 

is this the only thread where we all can't stay permanently off topic?

hmm ... happens on all the other ones.

 

i don't see what the difference is. now we're managing to stay somewhat on topic. were such a contrary batch of bastards.

 

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I drank to much tonight. there's a surprise. I just want to have a heart to heart with someone and there is no one. not a soul. I remember why i stopped drinking now. i fucked up.

 

Someone wake up. Please.

 

Pennies makes ur hand stink

 

im hungry

 

Why do pissed people understand each other but those arround who are soberish cant understand a word they are saying...............

and if you hear a good joke when pissed why can you not remember it

 

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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

Yes me in a mini skirt.

IF YOU GOT IT FLAUNT IT. IF YOU AINT GOT IT STILL FLAUNT IT WHAT THE HELL

 

Come on Lewis!

 

He's dead!

 

I've got a sausage
A bonny bonny Sausage

 

and what are you DOING with that SAUSAGE :whistling

 

putting it in the oven for my tea

 

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Me too.

 

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They aren't rats, they are just very dirty mice.