the off-topic thread

Never had them, I don't eat egg so probably won't have them! I'm filled on yoghurt.

 

They're sharwood ones, all we had in the cupboard. Gahh, hate running out of food!

Wish the dqay was the other way round, I missed RE and goegraphy due to sleeping yet I don't need to go to media this arvo! Day off and I've only been back at school since yesterday...

 

Arghhh, 4oD does not work on my Dad's laptop, and now I can't watch skins

 

Well that seemed to go reasonably successfully. I mean, nobody died. Well, very few...

 

Can you die of tomatoes?

:uhoh2:

 

Depends where you put 'em...

 

Is it really so hard to be polite?! A simple 'hello' will do, is that really too much to ask?

 

Shh

 

6 hours until I leave for work! Excellent.

 

Life has so much more magic when you dont follow clocks

 

mmhmmhmm, had one lesson today. We ahve 6 weeks til our exams and the teachers CAN'T BE ARSED TO TURN UP!!

Hmm, hour of bumming round then going off to catch a train, woo.

 

Seconded, just gotta scratch around so I don't have to walk 2 miles to the cashpoint before I can get the bus.

 

Cashpoint's on the way for me luckily, need to go and mob the bakers on the way too...

 

Ooh damn straight on that one damn, I'll have to grab a load of croissants in the Londis.

 

Our wedding DVDs arrived and it WONT PLAY How frustrating is that? While all our cheap copies of various things play perfectly...i want to SEE what the inlaws have seen and no doubt laughed at many times over with buckets of popcorn already!

And i want to know what vows we actually said, because they bloody changed it from what we chose!

The word chose looks really weird
Did i spell it right?

 

Egg noodles(Sharwoods I presume) are ever so easy to cook. Simply bung a few sheets (two) into boiling water for three minutes. Stir to untangle the noodle nest.

You should have by now got the fresh chicken that has been cut into chunks frying gently and turning a nice brown. Get some Thai red or green curry paste(Go Red). Put a few Teaspoons into the chicken. Mix around on a low heat, then drain your noodles and plop noodles into the frying pan. Mix well and serve. Pour yourself a nice cool glass of Coca Cola and if you fancy some extra side dish, break a few salad leaves into a bowl(After washing carefully) chop a few tomatoes and wash them too. Spread randomly across the salad leaves. Add some sliced cucumber, again randomly spread. Add salt and pepper and pour some olive oil around lavishly. Bon apetit.

Eh! Eh! Eh!

 

Some of us dont eat dead birds, J0hn

 

Somethings rotten in the state of our laundry basket

 

You could always try Tofu. Eh! Eh! Ehhhhh!

 

I had tofu on my pizza last night...mmm