the off-topic thread

I ate too much spaghetti bolognese

 

Theresnolimitenonononononodudududududunono

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzyFmilkd80

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuMAiQQcNFQ

 

Hahahahahaha :lol: lithium , Chris Morris is fucking brilliant.

 

Nanight fin m'dear.

 

Nighty night

 

I realised this week just how low-maintenance I am. My mates spent ages washing their hair, drying it, straightening it, putting on makeup, restraightening and redoing make up... All I did all week was wash my hair once and let it dry naturally and dab some tea tree oil on...

 

oh wait.. i get it..
fish = vagina stink
and
banana = phallic shaped.

Word.
see, i'm not slow.
but snails are.

 

Thats disgusting!
Why do people say that? If i smelt anything like a deceased fish down there id bypass the doctors and get myself straight to A and E

 

Free lessons FTW!!

 

*dance*


I wonder if the marshmallow plant grow in the UK ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Althaea_officinalis

 

I'm in need of escape, I'm tired of london.

 

In these final hours of my existence here your screens. I fade away as gently as a butterfly in a meadow that goes down toward Blackjacks mill. As gently as the fading sun, as subtle as not an air raid, but more of a calm breeze in the middle of a storm. Oh ponder further into the future days. For this is thy last existence on your screens. Incarnate in other forms, from the extremely funny to the cold dark stenches of a true black and white world. Oh crawling up the wall, spiders lost their webs. Oh wanderer has thus instead, written his last sentiment on your random thread.



I will keep you in my heart of hearts and cuddle you when you feel tearful. It is love that keeps us together. It is memory that rekindles that lost weekend in wonderland. Can I keep you warm, light your fire in a lodge in some valley covered in snow. Where the children look up toward the brilliant stars high above. everyone united oh what a wonderful place. My world is spinning, its unbelievable....Its bliss!

 

Ah sod this, i may go to bed.

 

Why, the night is young
Well, the night's old but the early morning's young..

 

I waited for about 40 minutes for the bus home. When it finally came I realised that i was waiting on the wrong side of the road, so crossed and waited for what seemed another 40 minutes! Rather annoying.

 

Not morning yet, still night, and i've got school tomorrow, not that I want to go now I've found out i have such a bad character.

 

Aww, don't let some arseholes get you down *hugs*
Just because people don't understand you doesn't mean you're a bad person..

 

OK, deep breaths, calmy down and a silly chat with Mitok in the chat room....