the off-topic thread

woo thanks

i really need to exercise more. Im not overweight but i hardly exercise...

 

i want to change my name on here... Shame really. I also want to write a journal entry but i dont have anything to say per usual.

 

Coooooooooool for caaaaats

Wind and rain

 

My lower bit of stomach feels unstretched, its really weird. I can just continously stretch just that bit of me.

 

:wank:
^^^I love this smiley but would never dare use it:leaving:

 

Hmmm why is it so different? Is it good or bad? I just don't know!

 

Oh, christ I've left the iron on!

 

I think someone is trying to pay me for sex. Slightly concerned!

 

:leaving:

 

I know! I don't like it

But could do with the money :tongue:

 

ha ha ... that just made me laugh so hard!

you don't need money that badly, surely.

of course, it might depend on what this person looks like ... and how long it's been since you've gotten laid. :tongue:

 

Haha, well I do need money, not sure if that is how I want to get it though!

However, he is pretty attractive! Ooooh decisions!!

 

if i were smart in maths i'd come up with some sort of equation for you to determine if it's worth it :tongue:


what sort of person offers someone money for sex? if he's that attractive, then why is he having to offer money?

not that you wouldn't be worth every penny i'm sure.

 

Oh yeah I'd be worth all of about £5! I'm having men trouble at the minute so it can only be expected!!

 

awww :hug:

 

i forgot about my detention. *sigh* what the fuck am i supposed to do now? I guess i'll just say i felt really ill and went straight home since i did go straight home and i did feel sick. If i puked roundabout now it would be very helpful but i cant lie like that and i cant puke upon demand. fuckanuggert.

 

I miss just going out wandering. I never do that here, and it sucks, I stay inside way to much.

 

I have a girlfriend. Well, she likes making things, repairing old heaps of junk. She has this thing for cheese, and enjoys having scolding hot baths. I like it when her legs go bright red. I persuaded her to change her name to Nikita. So we can both go to Russia and she can be the Russian guard, while I draw hearts in the snow and woo her....again.

 

Sleep, sleep, sleep. All I want to do is, sleep, sleep, sleep.

 

Goodbye yellow brick road. I never want to hear how Rah is a witch, a frankenstein or a pile of old news comics, ever again

Oh, I shall be leaving. I think Rah had a good idea. Perhaps in a few years time, I may browse this place. In my dreams I dub this forum, World class.
This forum is like some surreal landscape. Where giant men on stilts, drop giant apples on unsuspecting victims. Where the sky melts into a thousand illuminous colours, then spirals into a colourful silky hole. Where mice seem to be controlling its occupants.

Goodbye yellow brick road. Goodbye surreal landscape, the Chessington World of Adventures in a surrealists mind. Oh giant elephants sit on trees and giant great smiles evolve on their faces. Goodbye yellow brick road.

There is no place like home. Just click my mouse and I return to Kansas. Or in this case, Lewisham.