the off-topic thread

The cornucopia of wonderful things that modern western society has to offer.

Imagine if Satan had offered Jesus a pair of Nike Air Jordans, a tub of Ben and Jerry's Ice cream, a bottle of ice cold Evian spring water, a sofa and an Ipod after walking barefoot in the desert with little to eat or drink for weeks?

 

I lol'd. :cheers2:

I had that urge too, but at the time there were considerably fewer pages.

 

I read a few pages. IlUvMuSIc was so funny


And I remember page 666. Good times.

 

She was a fucking freak.

This was my, uh i mean her first post in this thread:

I actually remember writing it... haha..

I can't believe I started when this thread was only 31 pages long.



Also, yes. Page 666 was gooood. :cheers2:

 

*hiccups*

 

I'm such a watered down version of what I was
Diluted, tasteless, colourless. A much weaker solution
For now I'm standing unnoticed and stagnant
But how long until I'm pushed and spill, or get thrown down the drain?

 

Why do you people (except Jai) suck so much?

 

I don't think it's us

 

Oh, okay.

 

Glad that's sorted

 

If this was 2003, I would have had a whole assortment of imaginative but useless things to talk about in this thread. I grew up some time around 2005. That was when my soul left me for another man.

 

Just keep saying the word "cock"

Works for me.

Cock

 

a doodle doo

 

Twerp

 

Cock