the off-topic thread

liposuctionnnnnnnnnn!

 

Serenity where are you.

 

1. Went for a long walk in the countryside.
2. Skated on the street.
3. Made a copy of 'young team' for my mum.

 

And with that, the World whirled.

 

I've never seen a tartan mouse,
I expect I never will,
But if I did,
I'd shake his hand,
And tell him he looked brill.​

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Pop goes the weazle and the weazle says POP

 

I need a wee

 

Keith Chegwin

 

You can cage a swallow can't you
you can't swallow a cage can You​

 

Pontious Pilates....

 

I think the way topics go off topic simply reflect the typical conversation. One minute you are talking about the great decline in bee numbers and the next thing, we are talking about mice.

 

so what about the tropics?

 

The ultimate paradox. Your're on topic!!!!

 

I've just run out of baccy

 

I used to sit under my mums piano and daydream as she played. This may account for my hearing troubles in adult life

 

Why am i afraid of speaking to strangers on the phone?

Bunnies are more inteligent than i originally had thought

 

Keith Chegwin It's Keith Chegwin

 

I never doubted it for second, the long distance call should spring into action now... That's double chump rummy", and we all know what that means? Qualified opticians!

 

Fuck the puppeteers!!!!

 

CATCHPHRASE! Say waht you see!!!