the off-topic thread

To the uninitiated, it's a simple tv game show where contestants try to guess the content of boxes in order to win big money prizes. To me and others who know, it's a sinister metaphor telling us how this man is secretly controlling the world through the power of his mind allied with the magical properties of his tidy beard...



There's no guesswork at all in Deal or No Deal. Noel controls the content of the boxes. He has mastered quantum indeterminacy and uses the power of cosmic ordering to make tiny physical changes in the structure of the universe using the power of his magical beard. I ask, is it really a coincidence that the boxes look like ballot boxes, with seals on the lid? Or is Noel Edmonds really telling us how he has been installing puppet governments around the world in order to implement his plan to have everyone wear colourful shirts and excessively neatly trimmed beards?:willy_nilly:

 

The guy that hosts the Croatian version of that show is so much hotter



:drool5::svengo:

 

Obvious error: his beard is much too messy.

 

How can one seriously expect to control the universe with a beard like that

Rookie!:toetap05:

 

He looks like a hilarious guy.

Not noel edmonds, piaf's guy.

 

I can't post in RT.

 

Nobody can.

 

Oh he is ! He has his show, its so funny xD



There's a Bosnian guy, a bald gay guy, a drunk redneck, a Slovenian blondie who is just there to be all pretty. She occasionally says something in Slovenian, but no one understands it. Then there's an old commie obsessed with Tito and Yugoslavia and a rich black Herzegovinian
If you actually got it, you would love it !
Its called Evening School and the Croatian Noel Edmonds is the professor, of course.

It's all gone. Finito.


Edit: Wow, I made the show sound a lot worse than it actually is

 

Hurrah for BBC ITV C4 and even 5.

 

Sounds like a good programme.

I'm not so fussed this time round. I have contacts from most everyone (speaking of which, JanjuskIan, do you have a facebook?), I have Zoomie's forum, I have TGK's forum (which I only just found out about) and I have skype.

I'll also have work. A lot of fucking work. xD

 

Yeah, well, I have teddy bears

 

I have a sore throat.

 

So do I.

 

:willy_nilly:

 

I'm a zombie. I'm immune to swine flu. you should try it.

 

I saw Ian the day.

 

I deactivated my facebook
If I decide to reactivate it, I shall fiand you !

We'll always have MSN and TYM though. And skype.

 

I appreciate all you UK people

 

TYM is gone, isn't it?
I don't have your skype!
And I don't msn anymore!

I guess I have email though...

But still, I'm on skype loads. What's yours?