the off-topic thread

YUM! battered mushrooms

 

Yeah
And a cider or two as well, mmm.

 

I have tesco 'chicken style' fillets in a bun I think.

 

Religion, it is suggested, forms one of the fundamental communal identifiers reinforcing membership of in-groups: religious commitment may have evolved to reinforce instinctive group identification and xenophobia, thus providing an adaptive psychological pressure which keeps an individual from excessive contact with members of immunologically dissimilar groups.

 

Eggy farts

 

cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

 

it's colder tonight.

brrr

 

I like battered mushrooms.

I like religion.

I don't like having to wake up early for IT tests.

 

I was making salt dough and I licked my fingers and now I feel like Im going to puke
Dont eat too much salt ians!

 

Once, whilst making tea, I went to take a spoonful of sugar for myself and then put one in the tea. Unfortunately I got the salt.

Oh god that was horrible.

Luckily, I didn't put salt in the tea!!

 

It's a moose

moooooooooooooooose

moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose

 

I love listening to Carl Sagan when I'm stoned

 

You can still hear Carl Sagan ??? What the hell are you smokin ?? I want some...

Peace

 

that moose needs to eat a few pies

 

hahaha, salvia dude..... salvia

 

*scratches chin*

Yes.

 

She has fleas in her goatee.

 

Pies have feelings too

 

Mower guy is outside AGAIN. Hes been here EVERY OTHER DAY now without fail Theres not even anything left for him to mow, hes wearing it down the the mud. Im surprised he hasnt noticed this breakup in the perfectly uniform green square of garden carpet. Not only is he mowing his stripes today, but he felt the need to shoo off the squirrel family that visit our balcony (a mother and her 2 babies) shouting and flapping his fat arms

Give nature a break! Surely once or twice a month would suffice
Im actually jealous of the people in the flats over the road. They dont seem to have a gardener, and their grounds look far nicer, with poppies, clover, daisies, buttercups and forget-me-nots

I was also going to pick some grass and clover for our piggies

Ive now surprised myself about how worked up I can get over a lawn