the off-topic thread

Once upon a time there was this________ who was my GF. And one day we went to _______ to do some food shopping. And then she got lost in the pet store, on our way back.


Guess what the missing words are

 

I could imagine Chicken Run 2, where new hens are hatching an escape plan and they have Jamie Oliver posters plastered over their pen walls. I reckon Jamie Oliver's girlfriend is perhaps a chicken. Notice the chicken legs? Her nickname is Egg.

 

I want to go back to school now, it's on the tv and I miss them all.

 

It is amazing how accurate the tabloids are these days to the trueness of reality. The broadsheets paint a rosy picture of society. And then people buy it simply to escape the hurly burly of true day to day on the ground reality.If you pick up a broadsheet, you may as well pick up the Never ending story.

 

I LOLd

 

The numbers 4 and 8 follow me
And 2's, but only when there are enough to add to 4...or 8
My address and phone number and birthday and Scott birthday. The day we first met...in August too. Now ive noticed im a bit like Jim Carey on steroids

 

Damn the oranges you can't peel properly!

 

I don't speak enough or speak at the wrong times... people think I'm rude but I'm just awkward

 

You...awkward...never:tongue:

 

I fixed it! Yay

Most productive thing I've done all day!

 

It is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

 

miwan donut.

 

Denada passenger, who wanna geton?

 

I agree with everything written above.

 

my head hurts. =[

 

You spin me right round baby right round like an echo beach, far away in time
My msns all red now I feel most comfortable wearing red. It makes me feel confident. I must be a right sissy if the colour of my t shirt affects my self esteem
Dead or alive!
Like Bill Baileys beard
Or not
20 in 15 days
Im just a wee nipper!

 

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Planes, bloody planes, all I can hear are planes.

 

Im bloated up

 

Duty...heuheu..doody. Hey Lois...diarrhoea...