the off-topic thread

:ack2: Just dont let the cat eat the splatted remains



















Im sure youll be wanting them later

 

What is it with spiders these days, thinking they own the joint? Exploding and falling on faces

 

It's the hollowy bit in your ear Maxi lol.

 

yea they gave me some advice and were offering signs to put in your window saying your house is protected as a detterant.

anyway, i'm ok this morning and all my stuff seems to still be here so hopefully it's over. i just hate being alone when stuff like tha goes on.

thanks for the :grouphug: you two.

thanks maxi. i survived. i took JTs advice (without even reading it) and rang my mum for a bit and then went to sleep. im sure if anymore took place last night someone will call round this morning. although i have work at 10 and i'm too tired to bother with it.

 

"My man threw me outside to sleep in just a bra.
I was grateful a neighbour gave me a blanket."

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLEZunJmyjw

What did it do to you?!!
I bet you're the kind of guy who likes killing puppies too!

 

life can be a real bastard fucktard sometimes.

and so can my fella.

 

:grouphug: Hope you feel better soon

Did he throw you out to sleep on the street in nothing but a bra?

 

no, hes not here to do that. but he lied to me. repeatedly

 

Ugh that seriously sucks. Sorry to hear

 

:grouphug:

Nothing worse than finding out someone lied to you

 

There are 3 grown up contestants on Divided on tele at the moment
The first question
"Which of the following words is onomatopoeic?
Bang
Long
Sing"

They didnt know God help us

 

That's why fuckers like.. well, all politicians keep getting away with the crap they do, people are dumb and only think about the latest Big Brother (oh the delicious irony).

 

i know....especially several times.

what a mug i am.

 

lol. never seen that show. but jeeeez, thats primary school shit.

 

I just saw the biggest spider of my life... about the size of a tennis ball. I poked it with a stick and it did this aqward snapping...thing, with it's legs trying to attack it. I screamed, and dropped the stick. Neighbors were laughing.

 

haha.. I lol'd at that.

Man, I saw a spider like that a few weeks ago. I really freaked out.:cheers2:

 

You're not a mug and we still love you!

:biggrin:

 

is that me?








i'm fuckin life of for a while.