the off-topic thread

When I was younger my mum and my brother woul do this for ages, back and forth...and I always tried to join in but got it wrong

Him:"Eggsactly"
Her:"You can say that eggain!"

Me: "Yeah, well...uh...boiled egg!"

 

Eggad! That was hilarious.

 

Eggreggious eggyptian eggotist

 

Actually i wanted to settle an argument lol.

 

Hehe We were a bit short on entertainment back in those days!

 

The only people Ive spoken to face to face in ages except for my husband have been either cashiers, bus drivers or people trying to get money out of me

 

Eggtertainment!!

 

She's on fire

 

She's egg fire.
Okay, scrap that one, too bad.

 

yey, off to bamburgh today. fair well chaps and chapettes.

 

Eggjoy!

 

Have an eggciting time!

 

Good lord

 

Jegglous are we?

 

Since when did peanuts grow underground? Why wasn't I told

 

I didnt believe such nonsense when I first heard either! But apparently theyre part of roots or some crap...as if! Madness these people talk!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JImcvtJzIK8

 

I heard a great joke today.

A lorry of terrapins (sp) crashed into a lorry of tortoises.
It was a turtle disaster!

 

Shoetiming

 

A man went camping in Northern Arizona, as he had many times before. But he noticed something different this time when he began fishing. There were no bites on his line at all. He headed over to the local market to get some new bait, and the shopkeeper gave him some advice.

"Don't even bother buying any bait," said the shopkeeper

"Why's that?" questioned the man.

"There ain't no fish 'round here no more. We had a freak flood come through and wipe them all out."

"But how would a flood wipe out the fish?" wondered the man.

"There ain't never been no water 'round Arizona, so the fish never learned to swim."

(Whilst I was searching to try and find out exactly what dry humour is. Just awesome).