the off-topic thread

Stoners are boring. Ravers and mentalists are awesome

 

I win because Ive never taken drugs and have never wanted to

 

Im a boner

 

i want to go home *sniffs*

 

I have one.

 

Bah. Another probable night going out by myself.

Not that I lack friend-making skills, it's how I met my acid dealer, but I'd rather have mates there.

So. Who's up for a night of mayhem in Bristol on Saturday?

 

I was supposed to see my London-type mates on Saturday but they changed the date and now I can only see them in the evening

And I need to stop Bruce liking me.

 

Cover yourself in mustard.

 

Yum mustard...

Ooh you lot will know, I'm making a bear for a socialist friend and I need to decide between:
-Che Guevara bear
-French revolutionary bear
-General commie bear wearing a red rag round it's head, action man jacket and a red flag
????

 

I say General Commie Bear

 

Hugo Chavez bear

 

4. Chairman Mao bear

Cos everyone loves Mao, he's the cuddliest dictator of them all..

 

Stalin.



He used to be hot.

 

We were talking about Cambridge and one of my friends said she's going to go to uni there.

No fucking way...

 

ha. agreed.

 

I'm in the middle of the world's most boring soap opera, history is beginning to repeat itself, shit.

 

change the channel

That's either a complete misunderstanding or a deep metaphor, I'll let you decide which

 

Tbh, I think I'll just make myself utterly repulsive.

 

Right-O.