the off-topic thread

maxi! Never knew you ran a porn site

 

Hardcore asian. I'm asian 24/7. I just don't stop!!

 

My nails are bright orange
I'm addicted to twitter
I keep buying clothes cos my old ones all clash
I have friends who are normal people and promise me hugs
My new haircut is quite fashionable
I'm going mainstream

Well not really cos that would never work for me but it's beginning to feel that way...

 

From Maxi Mounds
but if they're with their friends they'll start laughing and pointing, or they'll make nasty remarks that they know I can hear. It's sad how rude some people can be
I wonder why theyre staring at you and commenting, Miss Mounds

 

Im surprised I never told you I need to work harder at this. You should buy some of my sexy lingerie

 

Haha

 

Oh indeed :drool5:

I think I need 44AA

 

:smilielol5:

 

Perhaps you had to be there

 

Uh huh.

Wait, what's so great about twitter?

 

Fuck-all from what I've seen.. you write what you're doing, people comment. Seems to be about it.

 

My body is crap. Why ae you so crap, body? FUNCTION

 

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I'm hungry now. I'm going to get something to eat.
Feel free to comment on that.

 

pffft.

 

lyk oooomg lolz

 

I actually want painkillers. I never even take painkillers. What sort do I even buy? I cant even stop saying even now

 

Read it from the bottom up

 

Depends where the pain is. Headaches = aspirin or paracetamol. Body aches = ibuprofen.

 

Cheers

 

I did!