the off-topic thread

My kitchen resources are far too much for you to handle!!


Now I am going to fill out the application forms and go to sleep. Night.

 

A ukulele!?

 

To some, the instrument of gods
To others, an abortion of a guitar

 

Scott wants one for his birthday
Where the bleedin blue buggery do I find and purchase a ukulele within the next 5 days?
Why didnt he ask for a new shirt or something?
I think theyre quite cute and sound nice...but...ugh...

He already has a guitar too:toetap05:

 

I might draw him a picture of one

 

I say goodnight, you say tomato

 

Ebaaaayyy

 

Ive never used Ebay before in me life:blush5: I may give it a crack though. If not, theres always the picture idea...

 

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

i made 300 quid on ebay last month. i was more than happy with that

 

Why are the daffodils out already just after a snowfall?

 

Must be early bloomers..

Geddit?

I surprise myself sometimes.

 

*falls about*







I should learn to sit on my chair properly:frown:

 

The snow bought them out I think, like snow drops.

 

Some people should really be put down

 

I want to go swimming.
But I can't swim.
And I don't have a swimming costume.
...
But at least I've been invited.

 

swimming "costume"?......

 

Mhmm, I'm going as Batman.


(Well what the hell do you want me to call it? Swimming outfit? Or just go skinny dipping - alas, that's not allowed.)

 

Everything around me is turning to shit

 

we call them swim suits....I guess thats kinda funny word too when I think of it