the off-topic thread

Well that was a nice surprise!

 

I think the lemon line is the best line in a song ever.

EDIT: The slashdot article - LOL.

 

you lie. :tongue:

 

i took the most amazing nap of my entire life today. after being REALLY sick, sleeping on the couch so dave can get some sleep, being chased around at night by my three year old and staying up WAY TOO LATE in order party with my husband, i was due.

 

I crack up every time I hear the "got my arms, got my legs, got my fingers got my toes Ive got my liver" song

 

Toffee:drool5:

 

Toffifees! A single one of those bloody things could make me puke up all day when I was little but they were so yummy

 

It makes me laugh when people youve never met think they know all about you just from looking at your photos and profile

 

Wham bam thank you ma'am.

 

So theres this gnome at the bottom of our garden by the gate. Hes ALWAYS got his fishing rod out...Ive tried telling him hes sitting on concrete, and the pond is at the other end...he never listens. Waiting for his fish

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4gSJpeZslqo

 

I feel really ill, like I have flu or summat

 

*must stop writing sarcastic comments on students' essays*
*must stop writing sarcastic comments on students' essays*
*must stop writing sarcastic comments on students' essays*

 

What a bully!

 

It's raining...Things are dragging, and it's raining

 

haha..

My friend told me for the biology a lvl mock apparently someone did this:
Q "Where are the main arteries on the body?"
A "Next to the veins."

 

WOO! Fencing stuff got here! Half an hour before we have to leave.
Talk about just in time...

 

Roxanne?

 

I'm not sick but I'm not well...

No really, I dunno what's wrong with me. I'm tired and stuff doesn't taste right.

 

He's gone away from us, Jack.