the off-topic thread

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "Make me one with everything."
The hod dog vendor prepares the hot dog and hands it to the Buddhist.
The Buddhist hands the hot dog vendor a twenty dollar bill.
The hot dog vendor put the twenty dollar bill in his pocket.
The Buddhist says "Where is my change?"
The hot dog vendor replies "Change comes from within."

 

A lot of people think I'm boring

 

lol! I hadn't heard the "change from within" bit of that joke before

A lot of people think that Lawrence Olivier could act.

 

a lot of people think im boring too.













they are correct.

 

I'm not bored, I'm only sleeping. <(^o^)>

 

Goodbye

 

bollocks.

 

im chain drinking teas. 5, one after the other.

 

i got the job

YEY!!

arty:
:cheers2:

 

Yayyyy

arty:

 

As long as you don't leave -

arty: WOO!!

 

thanks Ny and Jai.

i wont leave may be on at erratic times of the day and night tho, shift work now.
i havent gotton up til about 11 for the last 3 weeks. im going to suck at getting up at 5am.

 

lol. I wake up at like 6:30 now and I used to get up at 10.
I'm glad to hear you're not leaving.

 

i went thru a spell of gettin up dead early and going to bed late. now i go to bed late and wake up late.....need to get the early nights back in play i think.

i'm an internet geek i wont leave till they cut off my internet supply.

 

http://idle.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/01/07/1439210

:smilielol5:

 

Congratments opel:cheers2:

 

thank you lith

i gotta ring my old boss now.....im scared. need to arrange a start date.

 

Get a house in Devon, drink cider from a LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON
But i don't wanna talk about it any more.

 

best advice in a song. ever.

 

I can make dolphin noises with mouth