the off-topic thread

Fed up with Yoshi eggs. They take too long to cook. I think I will stick to Hen eggs.

I had this idea of transforming a well known amusement arcade themetune. You know the one you normally hear: Dum Du dum dum. Dum du dum du dum de dum. Well I was thinking of making that a euphoric trance track and changing it from major key to minor key.

Additional: I know a guy who lives up the road. He said to me one day that he was starting his own Yoshi farm. Come to think of it....it was me!

 

We couldnt resist the rescue bunny in the end...especially with the latest tragedy
Hes 4 years old and was rescued from a fur breeder who kills his unwanted "stock". Hes lived most of his life in a tiny wire cage in the dark where he couldnt move, so getting him used to the place will be a challenge

My contributions to this thread are becoming bunny diaries heh this is the last, i promise, im just excited

In other news...


PHIL MITCHELL!

 

Cheese addiction. Its real. And now extends to felines
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh52Se03kRQ


...?

 

What? We can't keep gay people as pets? Political correctness gone mad!

 

^ hahahaha

In other news im wearing new jeans. My mums cheesed off at me (nothing new there) and i have to go to the stupid cosmetic course which i dont wanna go to cos i wanna talk to micheal as long as he never ever reads this.

 

not fair. Yesterday i felt so beautiful and now its back to bein' ugly again. Only i feel really really ugly. And fat. NOT FAIR!!!

 

Right... So he didnt answer my email : ( damn. Im gonna be thinking about him all tomorrow!! not fair. Damn fencing

i need to sleep soon.

 

I want to keep gays and lesbians as pets I can keep them in a hutch and maybe they'll have little gay and lesbian babies ... oh

 

My ticker says "3 months"
My other countdown says "90 days"

WAHOOOOOOOOO!

Methinks this calls for a celebratory drink and scoff

arty:


All on my own

 

"Cinnamon" would be a really cool last name
Maxi Cinnamon
It totally would

 

Kitten huffing
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_Huffing

 

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In my bedroom, retro wallpaper in a custard shade of yellow. In the background, soft electronic music by Phillip Oakey. Gadget standing in a corner wearing all white. I am sitting alone on the bed with a glass of milk. I have many kinds of milk. I sit and scheme with ideas running vividly in my razoodox. I am contemplating, I am salivating another trip. I want to be like a pink fluffy cloud. I want to revolutionise pop culture. I want to own lots of micettes. I want to meet the chipettes. it just makes me smile when I beat them with a Tesco value sausage. I am now playing raving Rabbids. Then the music changes to the swamps of saddness. An adagio of deep emotion as autex sinks into the swamp.

Yoshi eggs are addictive.

 

Jesus!


Hahaha

 

Well, ive tried everything. And theres no stopping him. Nobody in any position of power cares about genuinely, undeniably dangerous people. I did all i could

From now on, if i can do double the amount of GOOD for the world as he does BAD, itll be a small victory

Very, very small

But i shall give it all ive got

 

You cannot be serious, that fuckin' ball hit the line, for god sake!!!!

 

omg why can't i decrease stitches?

i only have 12 days left to have this jumper done ... and i've got the sleeve nearly finished, but am having a rough time shaping it at the top and can't get the decrease of stitches to go properly.

i've tried now about a dozen times and it's still all wrong.

i'm sooo frustrated.

 

Haha, a survey about police performance through the door
You just made my morning, constable

Also, which are you more worried about, homeless people begging by cashpoints or being raped and mugged!? Ooh, give me a minute!

 

when i get frustrated i can't sleep. *yawns*

at least i got the poxy sleeve finished though.

now only one more to do.

 

Had a girl come into the place I work today. Ellie's 16 coming on 17. She told me her mum is 35. This made me feel really old, urrrrgggg!!!