the off-topic thread

To laugh often and much;
To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children;
To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends;
To appreciate beauty, to find the best in others;
To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition;
To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived.
This is to have succeeded.

 

WOOT!

There's a psytrance night on in Bristol on my birthday. Fuck yes.

 

Bilberry pudding?

 

Hootie hoo! Is that so? Most intriguing, eh wot?

 

I flibbled in my wibble! Now my wibble doesn't giggle when I plibble the zibble.
I tried an anti-flibble dooda, but it only made my wibble wobble, not giggle when I plibble the zibble!

Anybody know how to fix my wibble? Maybe the zibble needs a plobble not a plibble, or with some kibbel will it giggle?

Who know's...?

 

how come i have turned into the biggest disaster area ever? i swear i hadnt spilt a drink in as long as i cud remember. now ive spilt 3 in a week, dropped about a million things, fallen over, hit my head on the extractor fan 3 times, tipped dirty dish water all over the sideboard instead of down the sink and just generally clutzed up everything. im getting irritable.

 

That's very good Ny, especially in this world where we're so fixated on materialism as the measure of success. Being humane can't be quantified in economic terms, but it's a priceless virtue, and we should not lose sight of that.

 

im so bored. fellas doing OU work and im cold and with noone to talk to.

but i was thinking i might make a brew watch black books or peep show and revel in my britishness for a while.

 

A brew is a fantastic idea

I crave tea more and more these days.

 

brews are the best. nothing beats brews.

 

Except a brew and a spliff

 

there was a time i certainly would have agreed with this statement. now i settle for malted milks and maybe a drop of whisky

 

i am turning into an old man. whisky in my tea. drinking ale all night long. wont be long before i get a pipe and a stick.

 

That would be cool.

I'm excited.

 

I put Bailey's in tea.. which is basically whiskey and cream. I also smoke a pipe and drink ale

 

:cheers2: a kindred spirit.

Baileys in Tea....YOU GENIUS! I have Irish Cream. *runs to put kettle on*

 

Indeed, it is genius. Also works in coffee, but not as well.

 

kettles boiling..........

 

god damn. you be a genius!

 

I be :cheers2: