the off-topic thread

Apples

 

S4c. What is it?

 

Dragon frooooooooooooot

 

Francis Mitterrand do you have the heater on?

 

Squid ink

 

I just want to go home.
Please.

 

There may be a mini marshmallow in my nose.

 

I tried to fit sink problem last night. Out came water from the main pipe. It smelled just like vomit. Yuck. Possibly the worst smell known to man.


Additional: I tried to light a fart. Blew the lighter out of my hand. Hurricane Ani.

 

My right eye is blurry and has been all day and its most distracting

Once my fiancé drove 3 hours in the pouring rain at last minute notice after hed just finished a full days work to meet me at Luton airport landing from Paris. Wed only been together a few weeks at the time. I was at my ex's collecting my things, and things turned nasty, so i got a last minute easyjeteek: ) flight home (he had to pay. 350 euros. Ahahaha)
Anyway being easyjet i was 3 hours late. I couldnt believe Scott was standing there when i finally got off the plane. Hed just stood and waited half way into the night, and we had another 3 hour drive home, and he had no sleep that night. Ill never forget that

 

I hate kids. I am like Joe Pesci in Moonwalker

 

It's difficult to eat a banana in public without any hint of irony:uhoh2:

 

On topics, i nearly caused a car crash about a month ago I generally eat half my shopping on the way back from the shop, its a bit of a trek, and that time the easiest thing to grab was a bunch of bananas. Not like i was even doing it seductively or anything, it was a case of stuff it in as i went. But man, i got horn beeps and the lot. People

 

My tummys round and bloated up and has been for days. No idea why. I look pregnant. I feel sorry for genuinely pregnant people, having a barrel tummy sucks

 

m cheh

 

Totally

 

Im gona go and make some chocolate balls

 

Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles!

 

euuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
man.gona.puke

 

damn

 

Im gona eat bananas and have a party
arty: