the off-topic thread

is your dad far away? i hope you have a good time with him

 

Okay, that's it. From now on I am never again going to click on the following threads:

- Clearly insane conspiracies
- Racist threads about Obama
- Anything about religion
- "I need help with my first acid trip"
- "I need advice only from women" (after the millionth time I was hoping it would be "Could you feel my boobs and see if they're big enough?" but instead they're about menstruation - damn you, womenfolk!)
- I want to [x] but my wife won't do it in the "Kinky Sex" forum.

These threads bring me nothing but pain! Nothing! But pain!



Cairo, that's very sweet.

 

my dads lame, i love my mum!


and jai, so even with the 99% off everything sale, u used ur vouchers. lol!!

 

i can be a very sweet person.

oh and i need some advice. but from women only

 

No, not too far away. He's in Bosnia, I'm in Croatia. Yours ?

Oh and thanks. I hope your surprise goes well ( and it will, cause every dad is happy when his daughter shows up ) ! :cheers2:

 

at the moment i am in the uk and he is in egypt. but not for long!

 

I'm also not clicking on that "first time" thread anymore. I'm going to put a sticky note on my screen that says "It's not an exciting kind of first time in any way, idiot."

 

Ooooooh....Egypt sounds so magical.....I really wanna go there. One day. Or to UK.

*sigh*

 

it really is magical, one of the most beautiful places in the world. a friend and i are going to serbia and bosnia next year, im looking forward to it.

 

Awesome.
Make sure you go to Sarajevo.

 

Cairo, Piaf and I are going to meet in Egypt and stay at your place. Cool? Cool.

Janja, I hope you like scuba diving.

 

...and then all three of us will go to Serbia and Bosnia! And then Borneo!

 

... and then England!
YAY!

 

sounds great to me! hope you like cats and camels, i have both.

 

Okay but if we're going to England you have to be cool with me farting around the Natural History Museum for like two full days because I'm an enormous fucking nerd.

 

haha hell yeah!
We only went in there to use the damn vouchers. so my dad said what we get must add up to £3 (value of the vouchers). They gave us 3p in change.

 

It just so happens that I do.

Wait...you own camels?

You're so cool.

 

Sure*, when I went (three years ago) there was a huge dinosaur robot which was very cool for a 12 year old.
Then some teenagers slapped these dude I know and laughed (he had a shaved head. they found it funny.)
Ahh memories.

*I say this because I plan not to escort you everywhere.

 

i am so cool! you know what you might like too? my dad just went back to work at the egyptian museum of cairo!

yes i have camels they are my babies we can ride them into the desert.

 

Cool story*, Jai.

* by this I mean not very cool story.

EDIT: Jesus, Cairo, you get better by the minute. Just to recap here: you're a well-traveled person who's adventurous enough to climb Kilimanjaro, you own homes in Egypt and in Morocco, you own camels, and your dad works at one of the top museums in the world. AND YOU BELLYDANCE.