the off-topic thread

Heh, I have a hard time believing that my gender can do stuff without ulterior motives.. I know how we think

 

Well it's better to have someone bitching about second year linguistics than say, this guy called Squid or was very rude about tentacles, my age

 

One of us may need more caffeine because that sentence made no sense..
I am incredibly cynical about my gender, cause I know how often sex goes through men's heads.. every 7 seconds is a conservative estimate.
I mean, every reasonably attractive female friend I have I wouldn't mind having sex with.. wouldn't necessarily try it on, but the thoughts are there.

(welcome to TMI at 2AM )

 

As a tip Chris, don't snort pro plus...

 

No, you know how YOU think

As for every 7 seconds being conservative, you havent met my husband. I really think 99% of his daydreams involve computer games, the future or whats for dinner. I have a low libido but yeah, Im the one doing the driving. And yes hes totally straight! And I dont think Im hideous. Hes naturally made that way. I know hes a rarity though, but I dont think its all sex sex with all men all the time. Again younguns seem to be the worst offenders in my experience!

Dont get me wrong, we do have an active love life! Its just different, you know. Its not porn and eyeing up any girl that walks past and wanting it every 10 minutes. Its more...settled I guess

 

*considers saying something about it depends how much you're getting but doesn't*

 

Ouch.. bet that fucks up your nostrils worse than ketamine, nasty..
Nah, I just have my litre bottle of red bull

 

This is a good point too! Haha Seriously Scott knows Im here, obviously at the moment more than ever...I think that gives security and the ability to be able to chill the hell out and not want to put his dick in everything. Not that he would anyway. But some guys do!

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dg6fhS62i0&feature=related

 

Work blocks youtube
Summary?

 

I cant watch it either...not with sound anyway. What goes?

 

http://songmeanings.net/songs/view/101480/

I was bought up on the innocent version!!!

 

Fucking blocks that site too

Guess I should be grateful HF isn't blocked

 

I just got the lyrics up...oh my "your life smells of brie":smilielol5:
Ny I hope youre not trying to say Im a fishwife:toetap05:

 

Noones a fishwife!!!

And chris type 'beautiful south-don't marry her album version' into google.

 

Haha, Beautiful South.. my ex was bloody obsessed with them. Some of their songs are OK, most just grate on my nerves and make me

 

I did oversimplify the issue...every part of our relationship is amazing and especially the sexual bits!And I know it always will be. I joke about having my slippers on watching the telly already...but the truth is all marriage has done is made my life a million times more amazing. Id recommend!

When did OT become TMI central I wonders *rubs chin*

 

Same here, especially one Ive forgotten the title of
Im on top form tonight huh

 

:willy_nilly:

 

Heh, marriage sounds alright, but honestly.. I've not met anyone I'd want to spend a long time with. That may well change, but for now I don't like the idea of being tied down, as it were (now tied UP is a different story )