the off-topic thread

Read a cooking book on wild meats. Apparently you prepare squirrels as you would with lobsters. The reason why, because the meat gets riga mortis in 2 minutes if you do it like you prepare chicken.

Squirrel meat is supposed to be tender when done this way.

 

Does she make you drool and want to reach for the knife and fork?

 

I dont have an imagination

The story of my lost imagination is very long, its a sad sad tale, it involves stereos, several feathers, a door handle and half a salad sandwich...

Well here goes...

I was in the park and I was just sitting there when suddenly a giant beaver came along and started to do the moonwalk. Then after doing the moonwalk she started to sing....

She was singing about face cream, apparently its £3.99 at Boots, I asked her why she was singing about that when she turned around to look at me and suddenly she pulled a hermit hat from her pocket and proceded to pour margarine onto it.

I ate the margarine and then I realised it was not in fact margarine it was MARZIPAN!! But not any marzipan - it was ANTI-IMAGINATION Marzipan!

And thats the story of how I lost my imagination...

More coming in CHAPTER TWO!!

 

I need to make up a chapter two!!

 

ick, i'm sick!
my throat is all swollen and it's hard to swallow.

 

Macy ate our wicker rubbish bin
And the peanut remains within

 

In the future, America will be the brightest place on Earth.

 

Blimey!

 

I definitely over did it. I need to stop drinking. Asap.

 

10.5

 

My heart hurts.

 

I can remember the time when cassette was popular format.

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bkQoq1rKTZY

 

I am having a bad experience on anti depressents. I feel as dizzy as Dizzy rascal. I just went to the gym. Thought i would feel better. I felt dizzy before, but thought it would do good to go to the gym. I am stopping the anti depressents. I wasn't that depressed anyway. I think they have worked. Kicked me up the backside because now I am using the gym again.

I also read that Lofepramine cannot be used with Diurectics. Of course my blood pressure tablets are precisely that, diurectics.

 

I need to get organised. Not only for the JSLA bt for the Film im directing and organising.

 

That put me in a great mood before I went out

 

Ditto. The carebears always put me in a good mood. Now it is raining outside and I am still recovering from dizziness.

Squirrels are still gathering nuts. Personally I think they need a helping hand. I have not seen a single acorn anywhere.

 

Heh, im glad So corny, but made me smile too. I used to have a huge collection of them, but im pretty sure back then they were called calinours, not bisounours. Carebears eh? That sounds better than either

Des bisous partooou ooou ooout

Today passed quickly

 

Goes to show, always question the doctor before putting anything in your mouth! (ooer)

There are alternative things to help if you dont manage to sort it. Hope you do

 

Im ridiculously on topic tonight
Am i really?
What?
Pizza?
Thats the spirit
Heh, yeah like any regular person