the off-topic thread

I clean 4 loos, worst I've come across is a couple of blue paper towels, not overly pleasant to pluck out of a toilet but doable. Generally I spray the toilet all over, leave it a bit, come back and wipe it, shove some toilet duck down it, then scrub them at the end of my shift, easy

 

I guess it depends on the loos. Yours sound nice! Some of what Ive come across though...omg, it makes you question if the user was human

I might apply for jobs involving loos then, and give them a good inspection! hehe

 

I cant find the "Im off to bed" threadDid I imagine it?
Anyway Im off to bedNights

 

Hehe, only thing I have to do with loos is empty the bins in them.. if there's a, um, "mess" in there all I has to do is tell the cleaning staff in the morning

I mean, I'm a security guard not a cleaner, bad enough I have to empty the damn bins..

 

I couldn't think of anything inspiring to put in my blog

 

When it's done
And all this is gone
Find a feeling, pass it on

 

Haha thanks a lot, I fucking hate that song now it's in my head

 

But I'm on a coral kick at the moment!!!

 

Tis a shame I can't play My Dying Bride at full volume to get it out of my head.. but the guests might not appreciate my taste

 

I am so spoilt. I really am, it's silly. The reason I don't do things is because I have never had to so I don't know how to do it. Coming across a washing machine was a big shock.

See if I was born in the 50's I would have had to learn how to cook and clean whilst at school. Now I have no idea.

 

I learnt to cook and clean whilst at school. You were just born at an arkward time. :tongue:

 

We learnt silly things, like cheesecakes and jam sponge, which anyone can do if you think about it. Not real cooking.

I guess my school just expected we had someone else to do it for us! I still get someone else to do my washing and I haven't lived at home in four years.

 

I made pasties, cakes and stuff like you did, pizza.. there was more.. I forget. Its not overly hard to cook vegetables though..

 

Well no, I can cook vegetables! I'm not that bad!

 

That is really spoilt moonbumShame on you. I dont like washing machines but know how to use one! I learnt naff all at school aswell. Self taught cook too I am /smugmode

 

It's definitely gone:toetap05:

 

:toetap05:Ah, so we have a thief in our midst. I feared it may be so

 

Indeed, and I have reason to believe it was one of the people in this very room! Nobody can leave until we have got to the bottom of this...

 

I know, terrible isn't it.

 

Why does my brother insist on saying horrific things about people and saying he wants to kill them just because they support a different football team? Makes him sound like a maniac