the off-topic thread

Wow, Maxi, you made the 6,000th post!!!

*goes to bbc news*

 

Wahou!:hurray: I also have 6,000 odd posts myself....probably half made in this threadhooray

My teeth, head and nose are killing me

 

Mine are as well I think lol.

The vicars downstairs and when my sister came in the gate with her friend she yelled 'Butterz' at the top of her voice. They're well embarrassed now lol.

 

Whys the vicar in your house...and who's Butterz? hehe

The antibiotic talk made me remember an old school friend...she took those tetracyclines for her spots and they made some of her teeth fall out. Not even joking. So she was spotty and toothless because they also didnt work

 

The vicar came rounfd to talk to my mummy about about being a parishioner.

And butterz means ugly in chav speak...

 

Oh I remember you telling me before now

 

I think you and Ny both made about 2,000 each in this thread. :cheers2:

 

One of my greatest achievements:cheers2: Ny made more than me last time we checked though...and Ive been around longer...so at least someones spent more time here than me

 

I've got hiccups. and Im gonna check again.

 

And you wonder why I think you're posh:tongue:

 

S'not my fault my mum is quite an active member of the church :leaving:

He tried to make me come back, no chance matey...

 

ooh and it;s possible I could be doing a comeback talk to a 'say no to wind turbines' meeting. I need to hire a hall, do research, contact the local MP, make lots of posters....

Sooo much flipping hard work but I'm sick of the 'say no to turbines' posters everywhere with no counter-argument

 

You do know who's behind that, don't you...?

 

Ian Knighton, MP Conservative party last time I looked

 

Think again...


I'm not even joking
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2004/jul/15/environment.environment
:leaving:

 

Solution:
You will need:
1 x bottle, glass
500ml x petrol
1 x piece of rag
1 x lighter
1 x google map of his address

 

*murderises Noel Edmunds with her evil spastic turbine*

:cheers2:

 

Put up some "say no to say no to turbines posters", posters

 

Always knew Edmonds was a prick

:leaving:

 

It's quite sad that my only option of obtaining alcohol is to hang round the offie in a short skirt :leaving: