the off-topic thread

That's the version we sang as kids
Didn't know the first bit though

 

it just needs a little sort of bobble on the top for that to be a tit head.

the magic flute.......condom adverts?? makes sense!! innuendo anyone? I'll give you one!


see what i did there

 

Memories of reading Perfect Vices by judy Astley at 14....

 

what the hells that?

 

Pleasant vices even.

Basically Judy Astley is one of these angry middle-class middle-aged authors who writes these really funny books about middle-aged women living in the suburbs. That certain one involved the whole street doing illegal stuff and the main character advertised 'flute lessons' and ended up doing the innuendo...

 

ok, i see now

as long ur not calling me middle aged?! or middle class to be honest. *Sigh*

im a workin class lass.

angry i can live with. probably apt for the moment anyway.

 

I'm calling noone middle aged and middle class 'cept for Judy Astley and her characters lol.

They're really good holiday reads, probably says something about me that I read a mix of saga type books and Jacquline wilson when I was 14/15

 

thats ok then.

haha,saga! just wait, you'll be on there holidays before u know it

i used to read jacquline wilson books as a kid!

 

Tits *snigger*

 

Did the woman in your sig fly into the earth at highspeed or summat?

 

Tits :drool5:

 

Oh and Maxi, have you got a new facebook??

 

Quite possibly Least shes not carrying the product of intercourse with a house plant I suppose
Maybe she mated with God
Its the second coming!

*snigger* coming

 

hahahaha:smilielol5:

 

ooooo the temperatures dropping. im getting cold

 

Ah no I kind of abandoned it... Im avoiding someone and they kept tracking me down on there and sending messages Theres probably a block function or something but meh, I was bored of seeing endless pictures of peoples drunken nights in club toilets anyway

 

Haha

 

Exactly the reasons i deleted my facebook account

say NO to internet stalking!

 

Yeah this guys dangerous...dont want him getting whiff of any baby news or even knowing where abouts we live now so better safe than sorry really. Plus sick of the sight of his mug. Plus its been taken over by people with a thousand photo albums with names like "drunk-WOO!" "Saturday nyte down club" "Intoxicated" "wicked sun nite down pub" and other trash I mean one or two fine but some of these guys are obsessed with taking pictures of themselves in toilets

Bah I might pick it up again at some point

 

Shes got the whooole world in her hands