the off-topic thread

This week I ah been mostly eating sawdust.

 

maaaayoonnnnaaaaaaaiiiiiiiise

 

hat's it the utting e

 

"Bill, we had a vote, sex is out. You weren't here."
Bill: "Can I still vote?"

 

this all sucks. I hate it. Fuck it. I hate being a bloody teen. And my stupid school. Oh yeah and hormones - theyre shit too. and now we've got a fucking half term which will suck because all i can do is go on this stupid fucking laptop which is in my opinion a pretty good laptop but i dont care cos i had a fucking crap day at school and i need to vent somewhere i can swear and SAY WHAT THE FUCK I THINK! i need to think of another word to replace fuck. hmmm.... I think i should get a list of swear words... Improve my english with a better range of vocab.

 

dude ... is it

 

ahhhh i feel much better now

 

Damn, its so good to be HOME

 

Strange as angels

 

Oh, it works alright

 

Our bunny Joey has this ball with a little opening so you can put treats in it and they pop out as he rolls it
Its become an obsession and now hes been rolling it day and night even if the treats are all gone
I wanted to put more treats in it because i felt mean, but when i just went to get it he was finally fast asleep with the ball under his body like he was incubating an egg
I think its Love

 

Our internet keeps breaking or failing or whatever you want to call it...

 

ANGELS AND AIRWAVES ROCK!!

i wonder why Blink 182 split up... Eh. CBA to find out..
Everything is magic. Well nearly everything.
All generalisations are wrong.

 

I think I have dutch elm disease...

 

Do you want to go to bed with me tonight?

Sorry sir, i dont sleep with strangers. Nice beret though

 

There's no u in pancakes

 

There will be, when we make one big enough

 

Whats so terrible about emo music??

 

I dont celebrate Christmas, as im not Christian (not that that stops most people...also, it wasnt even the guys birthday) but if i DID, id bloody GIVE to people in need and not spend it on Ninetendo wii's and Sky boxes, because Jesus was supposedly about giving and sharing and acceptance and growing.

Charity doesnt mean spending 500 quid on your spoilt little sprog who wont shut up about some non-biodegradable bit of plastic. And if i have a kid, and it goes on about Christmas, ill totally save up money and then give it to a dog shelter or something, then take the kid to see where the money went

I might research festivals in other cultures, and pick out some that mean something to us, and we can celebrate them

 

^ Id get a dog from the dog shelter...

Im making a myspace this must be my third one... LOL this one however will NOT crash and burn. Shame im lying so i need to make sure i remember what i said.