the off-topic thread

Ooh ok

 

oOWWWWWWWWWWW!

 

My phone bill was only £56! I must be getting better.

 

It's almost Christmas! I have gotten very excited all of a sudden

 

Oh and I can't stop drinking Pomegranate juice.

 

i just spent two hours raking up the leaves in my garden, im a proper muddy mess, but i smell of autumn

 

We dont get post on Tuesdays

 

My mum appears to be upset about something but I don't know what

 

awww that sucks wen mums are upset go find out!

 

arty:
These guys are dancing in time with my music

 

what are you listening to?

 

I have a feeling I'm going to lose votes in the model HoC socialist party MP elections for arguing with the deputy head of the party over cannabis legalisation

The nest he can come up with is 'it's a gateway drug and I don't like smoke being blown in my face' when I already explained that we could pass a bill where it has to be in designated areas away from people and taht cafes don't sell speed and heroin on the side like a dealer does.

I hate arguments

 

"I swear, I don't care."
Nice.

 

I'm sick of wearing this stupid straw hat, it's itchy !!!

Peace

 

Take the hat off.
Step away from the hat dude.,.
I repeat Take the hat off.

*shhh*Target remains hatted and dangerous. Offensive action must be tak-DAMN MY SHOES! these were my best fucking shoes!! Abort mission, I repeat abort mission!! over and out *shhh*

 

well if only my toilet wasn't full of mice straw would become unattractive !!

Peace

 

Its ok, we aborted the mission.

 

Actual pirates

 

And they shiver me timbers. Whats that mean anyway ?

Peace

 

Aagh. Sometimes my boss really pisses me off.. she can't find cover (not her fault, all the others are useless tosspots) so she gives me 3 hours notice =/

I mean, a text during the day wouldve been nice..