the off-topic thread

I'm all happy!

 

I've noticed you around
I find you really attractive
uh, would you go to bed with me?

 

Whats that from?

Someone had it as a quote in their sig a while ago.

 

It's from a pop song, about ten years ago

 

Would you...uhm...*trumpet madness ensues*

 

I'm going to Devon

Anyone want to make up an elaborate lie which allows me to be away from home for 2 nights?

 

Please dont tell me people say diapers here now?

 

Your parents are protective huh?

 

Er, they want to know where I'm going and when I'm coming back lol

 

I figured that hehe. But what I meant was why cant you just say youre going to Devon? Lies be not good

 

Cos 'I'm going to devon to drink lots of wine and stay with an internet friend who I know is real but I ahven't actually met' isn't going to get me places

 

Dont have to put it so bluntly...could just say going to stay with a friend. Sure you can look after yourself! Arent you off to uni next year?
I could totally understand though. I got myself into a lot of trouble when I was a bit younger than you. But that was very rare circumstances, not just going to see a mate And could have happened to anyone I suppose. Anyway whatever, dont I waffle. Have a great time!

 

I dont know what to have as a sig. Keep trying random pictures

 

gigantic arse

 

Flobble

 

i am way to tired

 

Never understood how people can consistently make the to/too mistake. You even pronounce too differently to to, it lasts longer because of the extra o, so it's not even technically a homophone

</grammar granny>

 

sorreh gran.

i will try beta nxt time.

 

lolz

 

i also cant get rid of this cold, i swear its been here all year!

AHHH GO AWAY